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Kohl’s has signed musician Avril Lavigne to be the face of Abbey Dawn, a juniors lifestyle brand. A perfect synergy, one is just as much “punk” as the other. [NYmag via Don't Believe The Hypebeast]
“One is just as punk as the other.”
Very quite possibly the best sentence I’ve seen online in the past five years.
I was at Kohl’s last weekend buying some towels and a new saute pan. I spent the whole time thinking “you know what this place needs? More hot pink shit with skulls all over it. I sure wish they’d get Avril Lavigne to do a line of products for them.”
I like Kohl’s but ugh, Avril sucks.
Hey now..Avril is as punk as any gal with pink streaks in her hair that a team of songwriters and producers can muster.
I can’t stand Avril. She’s a hoosier. Poor Canada. Poor Kohls.
I’d hit that.
That’s the most liberal use of the word musician I’ve ever seen.
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