ANNOUNCER: They say you go through five stages…
CUSTOMER: No, no…
CUSTOMER: This can’t be happening.
CUSTOMER: You are not helping me! Ugh!
CUSTOMER: Please give me a sign that someone is listening…just give me a sign…please.
PHONE: Thanks for holding. Your call is important to us. Please hold as a customer service rep…
ANNOUNCER: But acceptance?
CUSTOMER: Over my dead body!
MUSIC: Comcast must dieeeee!