This Hooters Credit Card Is For Winners Only
Here's a great credit card that will allow you to express how awesome you are at a variable APR between 7.75% and 26.95%. Yes, kids, it's the Hooters MasterCard, and according to their website, it's been "rated #1 by some fake award."
Here are some highlights from the FAQ:
Q: Do I get a discount at Hooters with my Hooters MasterCard?Sorry, that's a deal breaker right there.
A: No, not at this time, but look for special offers with your monthly statement.Q: Can a Hooters MasterCard only be used for Hooters purchases?
A: The Hooters MasterCard is a card that can be used anywhere MasterCard cards are accepted worldwide.Q: Can I pay my Hooters MasterCard bill at a Hooters location?
A: No, unfortunately not.

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As far as I'm concerned, all credit cards are dangerous and the terms are misleading (at best). Anyone who has any balance they can't immediately pay off is in grave danger now. They will suddenly change your terms of service and raise your interest rate to the maximum allowed by law (20-40%). This will occur when the bank assumes you have the worst chance of not being able to pay it back. You have my guarantee!
@emilymarion333: The good thing about it being embarrassing to use is you're not tempted to use it that often.
@mac-phisto: I'm thinking that might be a bit of sarcasm between the company and it's customers. I'm pretty sure they know what we want.
@bohemian:
HAHA That's immediately what I thought. I can't wait until I get handed one of these for something so I can giggle uncontrollably and tell everyone about it. Hooters Credit are the new Black Cards!
@B: you can use the card at hooters, you cant pay your card balance at hooters, nor do you get a discount.
Hah! Funny. My girlfriend just whipped out her Hooters card to pay for a hotel last night. The clerk (also female) of course had to comment on it and try to strike up a conversation. You think having one of these cards is embarrassing for a dude... think about whipping it out when you're a well-endowed woman.
@vastrightwing: Is there a law that limits how much vig the credit card companies can charge?
Oh for the days of the usary laws....
of course the last 2 times i went to the hooters in downtown indy i was waited on by a 50's-ish old lady then a dude next. damn lawsuits. sorry hooters, but i have no more of a reason to go to your restaurant, as the local friday's and b-dubs, have more hot women with bigger breasts than your restaurant.
@stevegoz: Those laws vary from state to state. Delaware has no Usury laws governing Credit cards, which is why the major credit card companies operate there.
@vastrightwing: BTW - Unless I missed something, there is no law governing credit card interest rates. They can charge you whatever they want, whenever they want, and for no particular reason at all. 20%, 40%, 140% - the sky is the limit. And the user agreed to it when they signed up.



















Is this website for real? It looks like a spoof.