Zubaz Pants Employees Have A Good Sense Of Humor

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1. Bay State Darren says:
   February 28, 2008 at 1:40 pm

   The headline should read, “Zubaz Pants Employees Have A Good Sense Of Humor, resumés up to date.” I hope for their sakes that’s accurate.
2. martyz says:
   February 28, 2008 at 1:41 pm

   I never knew they were called “Zubaz” — I thought they were always just referred to as the “Crazy Pants That Crazy People Wear”
3. homerjay says:
   February 28, 2008 at 1:46 pm

   “Zubaz- For when you’ve just stopped caring”
4. Steve Trachsel, Ace says:
   February 28, 2008 at 1:53 pm

   @homerjay: bah.. I have a pair for putzing around, but most of the people I know who have them use them for working out.
5. dcndn says:
   February 28, 2008 at 2:15 pm

   Zubaz – Your pants if you love it when your balls stick to your thighs.
6. savvy999 says:
   February 28, 2008 at 2:17 pm

   I always just called them ‘Coaches Pants’, because for a while it seemed like NFL coaches went on a binge wearing these things. Porky middle-aged men in garish team-colored stripes with clipboards.

   Combine these with some Crocs, and maybe even some old school Oakley shades, and it’s a freakin’ fashion circus.
7. homerjay says:
   February 28, 2008 at 2:17 pm

   @Tracy Ham and Eggs: That doesn’t make it right.
8. evslin says:
   February 28, 2008 at 2:18 pm

   It’s always Hammer Time.
9. Bay State Darren says:
   February 28, 2008 at 2:42 pm

   I have just one question: Where can I buy Zubaz stock?!
10. Aphex242 says:
    February 28, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    I always called them “stupid pants”. Nice to know the real name, even if I won’t use it. lol
11. crapple says:
    February 28, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    The ensemble is nearly complete…

    So I’ve got the sandals (with socks of course):
    [www.shoesthatloveyou.com]

    The pants (I think purple and white is best):
    [www.zubaz.com]

    The accessory holder (I wouldn’t want unsightly bulges in my pant-pockets):
    [cdn.overstock.com]

    The eyewear:
    [www.imagicwonders.com]

    AND NOW….I’ve found my head/facewear:
    [www.uncrate.com]

    All I need is a good shirt and/or jacket and I’ll be all set.
12. crapple says:
    February 28, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    @crapple: I forgot, I already had a jacket:

    [www.mrkimsays.com]
13. nlatimer says:
    February 28, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    @evslin:

    Stop.
14. suburbancowboy says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Most common question asked by someone wearing Zubaz pants: How much you bench?
15. Mayor McRib says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    @crapple: Please, don’t forget the fanny pack.
16. SaveMeJeebus says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Why should we let mom-jeans wearing women have all the fashion fun? Zubaz for everyone!
17. CrazyRedd says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    @savvy999: Oakley Razors *OR* some BluBlockers
18. crapple says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    @Mayor McRib: No worries, I have one listed there – it’s black and pleather. It’ll go well with my Members Only Jacket.
19. hhole says:
    February 28, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    @crapple Ya know, with that ensemble it’s no longer Hammer Time.

    It’s “Business Time”

    
    + Watch video
20. stanfrombrooklyn says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Zubaz are so unhip they are hip.
21. MissTic says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    I thought those were Joey Buttafuco pants.
22. whatdoyoucare says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    @dcndn: That is just wrong, wrong, wrong . It reminds me of the Tom Petty song, “Free Fallin”. My husband used to sing it “Free ballin” and now I whenever I hear that song I will think of Zubaz. Good times.
23. Trai_Dep says:
    February 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    I always assumed those pants were a way to abuse overly-trusting rug-rats without getting busted by Family Services…
24. evslin says:
    February 28, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    @nlatimer:
25. Typhoid says:
    February 28, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    I would buy a camo version. *meep*
26. shan6 says:
    February 28, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    Heh, didn’t expect to have an article of my email, but yeah, friendly people!
27. Sparkstalker says:
    February 28, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    @Typhoid:
    You and me both…I sincerely hope he wasn’t joking…
28. smwalker81 says:
    February 28, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    @crapple: Crapple, not that I would pass up the glasses you have already selected, but why not go for some blublockers. Those things were…hmmm
    BluBlockers
29. thatgirlinnewyork says:
    February 28, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    um, don’t think these look good on men whatsoever. can we have a moratorium on women wearing juicy couture sweat pants in public if the menfolk agree not to wear zubaz? thank you.
30. GenXCub says:
    February 28, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    But 13 year old girls with “juicy” on their stretch pants ass is cruise control for “classy”
31. B says:
    February 28, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    @thatgirlinnewyork: I won’t wear any Zubaz. Does that make you feel better?
32. MARTHA__JONES says:
    February 28, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    @thatgirlinnewyork: Can we add people over 19 who wear PINK sweats in public? Yesterday I saw a 45 year old woman wearing them. I am convinced that her pale pink PINK hoodie coupled with her shockingly dyed-red hair was a cry for help.
33. MercuryPDX says:
    February 28, 2008 at 10:12 pm
34. drjayphd says:
    February 29, 2008 at 1:54 am

    @hhole: Now I’m naked… except for my Zubaz…
35. The Bigger Unit says:
    February 29, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Enough! If they’re good enough for the Legion of Doom, they’re good enough for me goddammit.