Krispy Kreme's CEO has quit. Colleagues say he just didn't have it in himself any more, whenever he thought about going to work, his eyes would just glaze over. [NYT]
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*rimshot*
(shakes head)
Maybe he's tired of frittering away his career. Eclairly doesn't want to be there, wondering what could have bun.
Thank you! I'm here all week!
Please do nut do that again
mmmMmmMmm... glaaaze.
Fat women everywhere are wiping their teary eyes with glazed donuts as we speak.
Sweeeeeeet!
Arrrrgh, puns everywhere! Must... go... into... hibernation... to... save... brain cells. zzz.
Ba dum pish
If this is the future of comedic writing, I weep for the future.
Cue "This is a serious blog stop doing that" posts
That was just painful!
I guess he's just fried...
Look, I'm not going to sugarcoat it: Brewster was getting kremed by those quarterly sales numbers.
He just felt like something was missing, a hole at his center.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
*groaaaaaaaaaan* Another pun cascade! What is this, NANAE?
But all the signs said he was hot!
This is one of the greatest comment threads in Consumerist history...
Could anything be Crueller?
I can't believe you guys. Can we get serious for a minute here? Obviously the guy left for another job that paid more dough.
*groan* bad touch! bad touch!
*curls up in a corner where the puns can't hurt her*
Man, now I want a Luther burger.
"...Gotta make the donuts..."
Donuts...is there anything they can't do...
Donut go quietly into that good night.
So Long John...
Oh my god. I'm laughing like a lunatic at work. Good thing I don't have a boss ever around!
There's no cruller fate than that.
He's looking for something more fulFILLING. Yeah.
Donut donut!
Don't glaze me, Bro!
Ben the punster!
I like it. ;-)