Coach CEO Says Proposed Stimulus Package Necessary So Consumers Will Buy His Purses
Whether the U.S. is technically in a recession or not, Coach's CEO Lew Frankfort says consumers are already pretending that it's here. That's why he's in favor of the President's proposed stimulus package—it will "restore confidence in consumers that they will have some additional discretionary money that they would otherwise not expect." That's right: we need a nation-wide tax credit this year so that we can buy more Coach purses.
Frankfort also called consumers "rattled" and "scary," although that second word sounds more like a commentary on how he's doing, not us.
"Coach CEO says U.S. in "consumer recession"" [Reuters]
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@cwalters: But I'll be eaten alive by today's fashion conscious society! How many times have YOU meft the house without a matching Purse/Shoes/Jockstrap ensemble and NOT been ridiculed by fashionistas?!?!?
@Dustbunny: It is true that Coach started sending 25% off coupons to it's 'Preferred Clients' ahead of semi-yearly 'events', back in 2007. Naturally that means if you signed up for the mailing list you got a coupon, but if you happened to be a shopper of particular note, they did follow that up with personal phone calls as well.
I saw a disney vacation commercial the other night that specifically mentioned a vacation package that was for $1,600.00 ..... the exact same amount the tax credit will be for married couples who make a certain amount under the newly proposed stimulus package. Thought it was an pretty odd coincidence.
Dear Mr. Coach CEO,
You are batshit. The reason why we're not buying your purses is that we already have too many. Yes, there is such thing as having too many purses, especially when we need to choose between eating and purchasing home heating oil. Well not me of course. I haven't owned a Coach purse since 1988.
Sincerely,
ari
I'm supposed to categorize, sort and save my coupons for a month so I can use them when the item goes on sale to save enough money to waste it on Coach shit?
Either that or I just piss away the money on the Coach shit and use the coupon/sale savings to pay the 30% interest on the credit card.
Decisions, decisions.
@forgottenpassword: Disney has been running that commercial for a while. I guess you have just been blessed by not seeing it before.
I like Coach quite a bit, but only the leather goods. I've got three (I bought the first one 12 years ago) and they haven't been bad investments actually. I go by the Coach store and they condition it for free for me and they've also made free repairs to one of the bags. Perhaps not the trendiest bags that you'll ever see (for those, I go to Target or somewhere equally cheap), but classics of good quality that will last for years.
@ceejeemcbeegee: Or at Marshall's or TJ Maxx. They have Coach purses at both now, for like, $50 or $60 bucks.
















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