WHAT: Just before making grilled cheese sandwiches for her family, woman finds rusty nails in her loaf of bread.
WHERE: Woman finds nail in loaf of bread [Contra Costa Times]
THE QUOTE: “We have been in contact with the customer… She was satisfied that we were taking this seriously and investigating the issue.”
BONUS QUOTE: “I’m frustrated by the lack of information they’ve given me about what they’re trying to do to determine where the nail came from or make sure it doesn’t happen again.”
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