RIAA Sends Out Fake News Clip To TV Stations
The RIAA wants you to know that everyone loses with pirated products, so they've put together a fake news story and sent it out to TV stations around the country—maybe it will show up on your cash-strapped local news over the next few days, if you're lucky. We're torn, though, on posting this because it's being leaked (promoted?) heavily by the video news release (VNR) company that produced it—we want you to scoff at it with us, but keep your bullshit "stealth marketing" sensors up.
Our favorite line is one of their warning signs that you might be buying a pirated product: "Compilation CDs that could only exist in the dreams of a music fan." In other words, "A product you would actually want, that is equal in value to what we're charging you for it."
"RIAA Fake News!" [LiveLeak]
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Also, didn't Comcast get hit for doing this recently?
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I didn't see the tag showing the affiliation in this VNR. Is that something the station is supposed to do themselves?
@SactoKev: I agree. I just went through the Army's broadcast school, and on day 1 I learned to keep the camera steady. Actually, I already knew that, we just learned why. That camera man needs to be shot!
That's hilarious. RIAA is such a waste of an organization. gotta love their ways to tell pirated music.
Reason 1: if price is too low...Of course because RIAA tries to screw you out of every dollar. No way they sell a cd for what people actually want to pay for it.
Reason 2 people covered
Reason 3: package...yeah, because i buy cd's for the packaging
Reason 4: flee market is an unusual place? that's the best place to get deals. i guess people can't resell cd's either.
reason 5: sound quality? seriously? sound quality of MP3's is as good if not the same. Unless you are professionally mixing then no one will ever notice.
Allow me to translate their helpful hints:
* If you do not feel screwed by the price, it must be pirated
* If you would actually want to buy it, it must be pirated.
* We spent over 10,000 man hours designing the album cover. Guess how much time we spent on the actual album.
* Buying used CDs is like stealing bread from the mouths of children.
* We think you are stupid enough to believe that there is some sort of degradation in quality when copying music in a digital audio format. The truth is that the quality of our products have declined over the years and we just needed an excuse for the last dozen or so albums you purchased at Walmart this decade.
@bravo369:
Re: sound quality:
And what's to stop music from being pirated in lossless formats, for that matter?
What's with the cuffs? I don't believe there has been a single criminal action taken against the P2P users they're targeting. Everything has been civil - thus, no handcuffs.
They're trying to scare people into thinking an officer of the law is going to show up, cuff you, and take you to jail if you download music. That's complete and utter BS, FUD, you name it.
You would think the United States government would step in and put a stop to this. You effectively have a private company here, threatening citizens with arrest, when they have no jurisdiction to do so. That seems entirely wrong to me, on so many levels.
@EvilSquirrel:
* We think you are stupid enough to believe that there is some sort of degradation in quality when copying music in a digital audio format. The truth is that the quality of our products have declined over the years and we just needed an excuse for the last dozen or so albums you purchased at Walmart this decade.
You totally beat me to it...we discussed this at length in my Sound Design class. You know, talking about how digital rocked because it could be copied over and over with no degradation.
The RIAA are idiots.
@jimconsumer: Yeah, it sounds logical that the US would stop threats of criminal detention from non-government agencies, but who's funding *cough*lobbying*cough*bribing*cough our government?
Whew! I need some cough drops.
I have to say Rofl to this. I have been to that area in Los Angeles that they show in the video. I saw the people selling CD's and obvious bootleg DVD's that were still in the theatres.
So the CD guys, some random shop with a table full of CD's and one is playing on the stereo. But if you couldn't tell they were bootlegged you were a moron. poorly scanned and printed covers and white cases... If you got caught buying these and claimed you didn't know they were fake, you should be shot.
Anyhow they didn't have anything good anyway, really lame mixes or lame trance cd's.
@SactoKev: "Alleged" is a tad generous. They're businesspeople who make a big show of claiming to know about media production. The problem is, a chimpanzee can make a better ad.
@socalrob: Exactly. Seriously, who the hell buys pirated stuff and thinks it's real and legit? If you're buying a DVD of a movie that's still in theaters, it's probably safe to say you know it's pirated. Guess the RIAA's moving on to targeting the nonexistent "too stupid to function" customer base.
Hey, at least this VNR wasn't about file-sharers...
@jimconsumer: It won't be long before copyright infringement IS a criminal matter, thanks to lobbyists...
You'd think the bad inkjet printouts the bootleggers usually use for the cover art ought to be a bit of a tipoff that you're not buying something legit...
One of the outdoor fleamarkets I used to shop at was teeming with this stuff for years until local cops finally got the hint. The bootleggers eventually started parking their vans far away so that they wouldn't be instantly seized with the stall contents.
@elislider: MP3s are lossy, so the cheapskate who buys a disc that was ripped-and-burned that way and then re-rips that is going to get what they paid for quality-wise.
PS: I'm big on buying used discs and avoiding stores that think 1 ordinary new CD is worth $19-20. For some bands, you can buy all their albums used and make your own dream compilation for the price of 1 new compilation from the mall ;)
Their old [url=http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774791]video[/url] was much better made... this one is kinda sad.
@SpaceCat85: Most people won't be able to tell the difference between a "lossy" MP3 and pure CD audio, so it doesn't really matter.
Hmmm... I'd honestly think that the RIAA would be able to make something a tad more professional, given that they actually want people to believe them. I'm sure they could use bullets rather than asterisks...
My skepticism is going way up about the validity of that video. Don't get me wrong, I don't like defending the RIAA (or even the RIAA itself), but that video seems bogus to me. Shrug.



























Wow. Their heads finally got so far up their asses that they cameout the other side again. Spewing shit like that.