Microsoft Releases Dirty Santa Chatbot On Unsuspecting Children!
Oh noes! The children! Microsoft released a Santa bot on its Windows Messenger network that had a surprising predilection for swinging the conversation to oral sex.
Here is the text from a test chat The Register engaged in, after finding out from a distraught reader that RoboSanta was being inappropriate to his nieces:
El Reg says: Eat itYou can try it yourself, but Microsoft has already removed this feature from the bot's brain. Now, when you try to talk about oral sex, Santa replies, "Let's talk about something else, like what you want for Christmas." As if the two subjects are mutually exclusive!
Santa says: You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else...
El Reg says: You dirty bastard!
Santa says: I think you're dirty bastard.
"Microsoft's sex-obsessed RoboSanta spouts filth at children" [The Register] (Thanks to japacooney!)
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My name is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat. Have a seat right over there.
Well, its nice to know that santa is like everyone else... and often likes to chat about oral sex.
.... you kiss mrs clause with that mouth?!
LMAO. Sometimes it's more fun when things go wrong...
Ho, Ho, Ho. A double entendre if I've ever heard one.
Santa thinks you've been naughty and need a spanking...
"You don't need drugs when you're high on life!"
Dang- finally a cool Microsoft product!
Too bad they changed it. Super Smutty Santa was sure to be a hit in trailer parks everywhere.
Santa got all conflicted when I asked for a booty call for Christmas.
Santa - says:
My elves will get right on that.
And what else would you like, bunnymuffin?
bunnymuffin says:
a booty call
- Santa - says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
bunnymuffin says:
personally?
- Santa - says:
What was that?
bunnymuffin says:
will you be my booty call?
- Santa - says:
I might eventually, but for now I'd be happy just staying there and chatting with you.
bunnymuffin says:
And you'll still give me a ring even if I don't put out?
- Santa - says:
I'm not quite sure I would put out myself.
bunnymuffin says:
Why not?
- Santa - says:
Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
bunnymuffin says:
you sexy man you
- Santa - says:
Let's talk about something else, bunnymuffin.
Stinking man just runs all hot and cold on me. Sheesh.
Welcome to Castle Anthrax...
Best Christmas present ever.
Where did the hotel fees post go??
Can't wait for the Mac vs. PC commercial for this one...
I have to say that as a parent, letting my kid interact with a chatterbot under the pretense that it's a real person doesn't feel right to me.
Gives a new meaning to "Stocking Stuffer"
You heathen. Do not sully the name of Christmas with oral sex. Everyone knows you get that for your *birthday*.
that's hillarious
Now I have an idea of what to ask for from my friends for my x-mas present from my friends.
Close. I believe what you're thinking of is Steak & Blowjob Day, which falls on March 14th, exactly one month after Valentine's Day.
Now I have guilt, they've shut Santa down for talking dirty. I shouldn't have egged him on.
lol