Or as Alex put it so pithily in an email to us, “These dog treats are shaped like c*cks.” (Now you can’t tell what that word means!)
Who approved this sort of design? And who thought adding little grooves would make it somehow less phallic instead of more? We wonder if the executive who approved this is disliked by his team, and they’re just setting him up for some sort of disciplinary action.
(Thanks to Alex!)
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and thank you consumerist for protecting us; we might have inadvertently bought dog treats in the shape of a *gasp* T!
Ya know what?
The letter T is shaped like a cock too, ya frickin’ moron
These particular treats have been around for decades. I can only assume that people have noticed this before, and I have to say bravo to the makers for not succumbing to political correctness and taking them off the market. Sometimes things are just funny, dammit, and we don’t need prudes and the easily-offended to take away our amusements.
Whose balls splay out to the sides like that?
It’s a T. T is for treat, perverts.
Its a T. I dont think I’ve ever seen a penis where the balls grow directly out from the base of the shaft to either side and stand up straight. I mean, I find potty humor funny every once and a while but damn, guys. I’ve gotten so sick of it lately. This is like an episode of Bevis and Butthead. Why does everything have to be sexualized?
Butthead: *picks up a box of dogtreats* Uhhhhuhuh, hey…hey Bevis, look.
Bevis: Hehhehheh…heh, what?
Butthead: These dog treats look like a bunch of dicks…uhhhhhuhuhuh…huhhuhuh!
Bevis: Heh! Heh! YEAH, THEY DO! Ehehehehehhh!
dogs get horny too… you guys need to use google to it’s full potential.
@wesrubix: Right – like all of us haven’t spent the entire day over at fleshbot.
hahaha, um, ew? i feed these to my ratdog, and even my filthy mind managed to not catch the similarity. way to be pornier than i am, consumerist.
I dont know what the big deal is. Some people’s dogs just like to eat lots of tiny dicks.
omg this is so funny, can’t stop showing it to everyone!!
Whats next Tea bagging treats?
dogs love wangs, what’s the big deal?
Why does the AC/DC song, “Giving the Dog a Bone” keep popping in my head?
What are you talking about…they look like T’s to me. I don’t see it. (: