Beware! Apple Stores Have Mysterious Tractor Beams
Your local Apple Store is home to a mysterious tractor beam that pulls in unwitting shoppers who venture less than 25 feet from its storefront, says Apple Insider. An anylst from Piper Jaffray spent 6 hours monitoring traffic in front of various Apple Stores and found that shoppers were inexplicably drawn to the big glowing Apple.
Specifically, analyst Gene Munster and his team found that 27 percent of people walking within 25-feet of an Apple store entrance wound up entering the store. Once in the stores, however, only a fraction of those shoppers actually purchased anything. But Munster in a note to clients early Monday morning said he believes the draw may be indicative of consumers' future purchase decisions.We don't find this too surprising. Who wouldn't want to mess around in the Apple Store without buying anything? It looks pretty fun in there."The important point is this gravitational pull highlights that consumers' future buying intentions could be shifting to Apple from PCs," he explained. "If materialized, this shift should benefit Apple in 2008 and 2009."
Apple stores having 'gravitational pull' on mall shoppers - report [Apple Insider via Wired]
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It's true...every time I pass by the store, I have the urge to go in. I never buy anything though, because I can usually buy it online, and aside from their electronics and laptops, most of the stores have precious little in the way of accessories, which is the only thing that I would be looking to buy from the store.
Steve Jobs has gotten better at his magic lately. He was slayed by the evil one from Pepsi, but, like Jesus before him, returned even more badass than before. He always had the reality distortion field, but now he can maintain it at a distance in Sacred Sites that vibrate at his level, drawing people in. He put a drop in each iPhone, which is more badass than any crystal ball or Mary in a Tortilla Relic. He is going to slay the music and telephone behemoths ushering in a Golden Age of musicians selling direct and no goddamn commercials on your tv shows that you watch wherever you want. Your diseases will be cured by scientists doing work on his machines, freeing you to spend your lengthened life creating art on his machines, while his robot droids handle the mundane work and Al Gore's Head in a Jar ensures everything is sustainable until eternity.
All hail the great one and be thankful for all he has done for us.
All hail the great one and behold the dawn of a new age.
All hail the new flesh.
Actually, I just go in there to look up something on a map, or to check my email (bad, I know). Or to kill time while waiting on a friend to show up at the mall.
If anyone else does that, try using the computers at the front of the store. When you go to one near the registers, you'll get hit by several sales associates.
It's called good marketing. Nothing more, nothing less. Apple knows how to sell a product.
I had a Macbook once and it was ok. Typing this post on a Windows box though. Despite what Apple people say there were things that my new laptop could do that the vaunted Mac couldn't. Was it a good PC? Yes. Did it fit my needs? No. Simple as that.
@rockergal: Uh their mp3 players are not really overpriced. Have you done any research on trying to find a player that is similar to the NANO or 80gb IPOD. that is as sleek looking, with good software, and actually offers a real warranty rather than something that is a fake from china... Actually when most people walk into a computer store and ask for mp3 players they will end up going with an IPOD b/ of the featuers and prices are so close if not cheaper than other players... Best Bank for your Buck..
@ceejeemcbeegee:
Amen to the Sharper Image Syndrome. I've never purchased anything from either store, but I'll sit in the chairs all day long.
Except for the 2gb and 4gb iPods, which are two to three times as expensive.
The only 'features' the iPod has over other MP3 players (not counting the iPod Touch) are DRM'd music from iTunes and the click wheel (which I can't stand).
Well I hope this helps some people resist the tractor beam of instant coolness that seems to pull people into Apple. Apple has a habit of keeping secrets, but in the example below they actually seem to have bullied employees into censoring private, probably usually used off of work time, e-mail lists.
baceman007.blogspot.com
The title of the post is iFascist. This is also on digg.
So yeah they're not really that cool after all.






















I feel a gravitational pull every time I pass an Apple store.
A trip to the bathroom, and everything is fine.