Payless Girls' Boots (falling), Kong Maxx Ladder Stands Sold at Gander Mountain (falling), Sportsstuff Air Pumps included with Launch Pod Water Trampoline (laceration), Gymboree Toy Pirate Swords (laceration), Shain's of Maine Kahlua Brownie and Double Fudge Brownie Ice Cream (undeclared egg).
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It's those undeclared eggs you have to watch for!
My god... I think I used to have one of those swords, and they want $12-15 for that piece of plastic that probably costs them 10 cents in bulk? I'd issue a recall for that crime right there.
A SWORD that you might get a laceration from? ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!