Full agree as gross as it sounds. People are TOO clean these days and it is starting to show in so called "superbugs."

I thank god Doctors and the general public are starting to catch on the problem of anti-bacterial anything, and more importantly how you shouldnt be using strong drugs to get rid of run of the mill bacterial infections, but we still freak out over little things.

Ecoli is one of those things I laugh about. Evidence has been showing the reason Americans as sick as they do these days from it has a lot more to do with how weak our immune systems are now, and a lot less to do with it being all over the place. While I would prefer my food not to have a dump taken on it, if properly prepared and cleaned Im not going to freak out if there is a tiny bit on it.

I also still eat my meat rare, so take that as you will.

I agree. We are way too sanitized now a days. Not only are we keeping our bodies from knowing how to fight certain bacteria when we come in contact with them, we are also creating stronger bacteria. Keep wiping every surface with antibacterial cleanser and you eventually you'll just have a surface of bacteria that's resistant to the cleanser.

On top of that, we also over prescribe antibiotics. Too many patients insist on antibiotics for viral infections (like the flu), and too many doctors are willing to give it to them just to shut them up.

Yep, there's definitely something to be said for exposing yourself to normal bacterial levels. As long as you don't observe hazmat protocols in your house, you should be fine.

I used to watch a lot of home-improvement and home-decorating shows, and the commercials on those channels were scary -- Clorox wipes, Lysol wipes, "hard surface" disinfectant sprays, antibacterial soaps and hand sanitizers, and air fresheners that promised to kill "odor-causing bacteria" in the very air you breathed. There was one with a mother following her children around and disinfecting their toys as they played with them. Watching television can easily give you the impression that we are a nation of OCD sufferers.

Um, yes, can I supersize that McShit Value Meal? Thanks.

So... it'll be good for me then if I eat these frozen chicken pot pies?

@ FALCONFIRE, Nothing like a good rare steak.

Wipe it's nose. Wipe it's butt. Knock it's horns off and walk it by the grill. I like it mooing and kickin the potato off the plate while I cut it.

Maybe I'm keeping those super bugs away. At the least I'm keeping everyone else away from my plate.

@CumaeanSibyl: Haha, I think I know the commercial you're talking about -- it makes me laugh (I don't think any of my toys were ever disinfected when I was a kid). I also love the one where it shows magnified germs literally dripping off of everything the children in the commercial touch.

I have to agree that we've gone too far in the crusade against germs. I have some bad allergies, and there are theories now that immune derangements like allergies may be because we are evolutionarily designed to live with something constantly wearing the immune system down -- intestinal worms, bacteria, etc -- and when those aren't present, our immune systems lack their mitigating suppression, causing derangements like eczema, allergic rhinitis/conjunctivitis, rheumatoid arthritis, and possibly even biggies like MS.

I guess that's why my grandmother (who grew up on a farm during the depression) always says: "to be healthy, you have to eat a peck of dirt a year." Thanks Gramma. You = smarter than science.

@thewriteguy: Possiably lol. But seriously notice how take a vacation to some countries and drink the local water and get sick as a dog but the locals are none worse for the wear as thay have a tolerance. That no different then having a tolerence to the more common germs and bactaries in our enviroment that we removed our self from. Anti bacterial this anti acterial that clean clean clean your self to sickness.

This could change military chow as we know it! Shit on a shingle with REAL SHIT!!!

You need bacteria? Go eat yogurt. It's bacterial cultures will recharge your lower GI with the right bugs to help keep you ticking.

@bill51773: DAMN YOU... now I need some SOS. I love that stuff.

Think about it. If Little Billy tries to eat some dirt, Mom goes nuts. I'm all for appropriate cleanliness, but I can't help but wonder if some of these hyper allergies kids are getting are a results of parents being too careful.

Sooo...it's now 'Eat shit and don't die'?

Maybe if people let their kids play outside in the dirt and mud we wouldn't have to worry about not having enough crap in our food.

@Falconfire: "how you shouldnt be using strong drugs to get rid of run of the mill bacterial infections"

The one thing that does need to occur, tho, before we stop getting drugs for minor infections, is the ability to ACTUALLY STAY HOME FROM WORK WHEN SICK without being penalized.

Lots of people get minor bugs and if they could lie down for three days could get better faster and without drugs. But you don't get to lie down for three days in America, so you get drugs and are miserable for a week and a half because you're still working 9-hour days, but the drugs knock it out of your system for you.

The fact that many Americans go to places like Mexico and get sick from the drinking water, while the locals don't suffer at all lends some credibility to the idea of a "healthly" amount of "bad" bactera.

@catskyfire: "If Little Billy tries to eat some dirt, Mom goes nuts."

I live next door to this woman, lol. Her kid was trying to eat some potting soil (which is all sterilized and shit) when I was potting and I was just ignoring him because he wasn't actively choking, and she totally freaked out and was all, "He's eating dirt!"

"Well, he's going to learn that it doesn't taste very good, isn't he?"

Sadly, no. What he learned is that putting dirt near his mouth makes mommy panic and scream, which is pretty hysterical when you're two, so he did it over and over and over for the entire summer. She shoulda just let him eat it.

I just eat fast food. I'm gonna live forever!

This is why I love street food when I travel abroad. Eating a delicious taco from a stall in Mexico is better than eating poop. After 20 years of this I find I get sick a lot less from food exploration when I travel. I can almost remember the day of my conversion: after eating a mayo covered grilled corn on the cob with tortilla soup in Oaxaca in 1994 and spending three hours puking and crapping (at the same time!) I haven't gotten sick again from street food . . . but there wre those pork dumplings in 2003 from an Upper West Side Chinese takeout place -- but I consider that one my "booster shot". Since then I've eaten off the street in the Middle East, India and Indonesia and haven't gotten sick.

Germs are great. I get sick maybe once every two years while my germ-cleansing coworkers are always getting "the bug that has been going around."

My kid doesn't wallow in filth, but some dirt and germs will make him stronger than his pansy friends who get sick every time they return from public places.

This makes me think of the Chuck Norris joke about smoking 200 packs of cigarettes in one day and "catching" 12 forms of cancer, then flexing them out of his system.

@Eyebrows McGee: True, but I have to say I have been pretty good about that stuff... maybe its how I was raised (my parents played mumbly peg of all things... I mean how much dumber a game can you get than pulling a stick out of the ground with your teeth)

I have to maybe take a day off of work for crap that will knock coworkers out for a week.

My wife is a clean freak. If a bug lands in her food she throws the whole plate out. You get the picture. She was brought up this way, has lived her whole life this way. She is allergic to everything. her immune system is shot to hell. And she simply refuses to believe me when I tell her this is why.

@Eyebrows McGee:

I love my job, you come in visibly sick & they will tell your ass to go home. We had a mini epidemic 2 years ago that literally shut down operations for a week & a half, we're talking 50-60 people. After that they have been very admant about it not happening again.

I'm on board. The difficulty is that I don't really want to know about it.

Actually, I grew up drinking raw dairy milk, which does indeed have shit in it. So maybe I'll be alright. Though I imagine the effect wears off after a while since I'm not being exposed to the latest versions of E. coli and such.

play in the mud, play in the rain, play with rusty nails, as long as I was not going to kill myself my grandparents would let me do whatever the hell I pleased and of course I got a lot of shit due to this very reason..... stepped on rusty nails, cut my self with broken glass, scraped my knee on the ground and even manage to head butt the corner of the sidewalk..... which my grandfather stitched back together with 10 stitches.....

I don't get sick very often, once or twice a year. Friggin love it. So could you pass the shit please to your left?

This is why I sleep in a dumpster, well, this and my lack of money.

I've been saying this for years. I went to pre-school when I was little. The place was a germ factory. There were not disinfectant wipes when I was 4. I got sick. But it was just a cold. Now, I hardly ever get the flu. If kids aren't exposed to small bacteria, they won't build up any immune system.

Eat shit and live?

It's true. I'm a first-gen asian, my parents grew up in the jungles of Vietnam and Cambodia. Not once have I ever experienced or even heard of a relative having hayfever.

@e-gadgetjunkie: Suppose that's better than going to preschool when you're big.

Seriously, this goes right along with my "we're raising pansies" belief. I was pretty self-sufficient when I was kid and I got into all sorts of crap (figuratively and literally). Didn't hurt that my mom was raised the same way and she's a nurse, so if you're not unconscious, she pretty much just told you to suck it up. I get sick *maybe* once a year, and it knocks me down for two or three days and I'm fine. All these people running around with constant faucets dripping from their noses and allergies. Bleh.

I totally agree. My germaphobe friends get sick a lot more often than I do. Forget the five second rule, depending on where I am I might observe the five day rule. If a bug lands on my food, I shoo it away and continue eating. Working on construction sites without sinks means no hand washing before lunch. A little bit of caulk and sawdust never hurt anyone.

Behavioral ecologist Marlene Zuk wrote a terrific (and witty and readable) book about this, "Riddled With Life." I blogged her talk at the Human Behavior and Evolution Society conference a few years ago. She makes the point that we co-evolved with parasites and that we get rid of them at our peril.

She also discussed the research of a guy named J.V. Weinstock on Crohn's disease, which often affects Jews and Muslims -- perhaps thanks to their religions' prohibitions against eating pork. (Nutritional anthropologist Marvin Harris speculates that the prohibitions came actually because it was very costly to the environment in the Middle East to raise sows...yes, behind the principle is usually the money.)

Anyway, J.V. Weinstock and his team found that giving patients a solution of pig whipworm in Gatorade (which doesn't infest in humans but seems to kick-start the immune system) led to remission in Crohn's in 75 percent of the participants in his study.

More on this and related topic's in Zuk's book, which I recommend.

I recall something from my biology classes in college about the rate of allergies in Western countries - the higher the incidence of parasite infection, the lower the rate of allergies in a given country, and vice versa. I think that all these antibodies we have eventually start to attack ourselves because we don't let them attack the hookworm or ecoli that we should naturally be infected by...

So everybody go get hookworm!

Take kids camping for a week, and they'll shed any notions of needing anticeptic conditions all the time or die. That's what cured me, when I was a kid.

Hey, as long as we've got so many germophiles here, lemme pose a question that my roomie throws in my face. It's that factiod that a square inch of kitchen countertop has a gajillion more germs than the toilet seat. My reply is, "Sure, but different germs. Don't sweat it." Tackling him if necessary from nuking the kitchen w/ bleach, sanitary wipes, etc. That's the flaw with that factiod, right? It seems to have sprouted like mad lately and it annoys.

And, sanitary wipes do nothing against viruses, right? He stocks them in his desk during flu season (shared keyboard)? This one I'm keeping mum about, but it seems like another wives tale.

I operate under five-minute rule for dropped food, so my immune system is hardy, thanks.

Put it this way. I went two/three years without a mosquito bite, and the first couple of times I got bit recently, I swelled up like a grapefruit. My left hand looked like it was three times thicker then my non-bitten hand. But after 4 weeks of those types of bites, and a bit of benadryl to keep the swelling down, I only get the regular bites.

Kind of gross to think about this... Imagine if they started selling crap extract in dietary supplement capsules? I'm sorry but unless you slip me this dirtier food unknowingly, I'd just as soon take my chances will whatever illness may come my way.

My wifes cooking tastes like shit, does that count?

@ichiban1081:

you can starve then. no dinner for you tonight!

-ichiban's wife

@cde: My mosquito bites always swell a lot and in weird shapes and hurt like Hell no matter how often I get bitten.

I seriously hope this isn't a country where we sanitize as soon as a kid drops a toy on the floor, because that would be insane. Kids need to build up some resistance and to do that they need to be exposed to germs at some point before they go to preschool. If you don't do this, you will have a kid in the hospital after their first few days of preschool, it just happened to a neighbor of mine. I also don't think we should be using so much antibacterial hand sanitizer because you can build up a resistance to it if you use it 10 times a day. You really don't need antibacterial hand sanitizer, I think most people can live without it just fine.

ive been saying this for years and people always called it a "fetish".

now that a doctor is into it, it's science!

im going on record now with my other theory...toes in an anus is good for preventing colon cancer

@trai_dep: "It's that factiod that a square inch of kitchen countertop has a gajillion more germs than the toilet seat. My reply is, "Sure, but different germs. Don't sweat it." Tackling him if necessary from nuking the kitchen w/ bleach, sanitary wipes, etc. That's the flaw with that factiod, right?"

Yes, but ...

The ones in your kitchen can include serious foodborne illnesses, depending on how diligent you are with meat handling, etc.

Still, responsible food handling and a good hot-water wipedown so it's visibly clean (if not microscopically clean) should solve 99% of the problem. And a "green" counter cleaner that has gentler cleaning agents (like citric acid to cut grease) means he can clean to his heart's content and you won't be eating and breathing creepy chemicals. (The one we use is food safe so you could, if so inclined, actually eat it.)

@cde: "I went two/three years without a mosquito bite, and the first couple of times I got bit recently, I swelled up like a grapefruit."

When I worked as a camp counselor at an outdoor place in the woods, I simply stopped reacting to mosquito bites completely after the first several hundred in the first three weeks. It sucked when my "immunity" ran out and they became itchy again!

(However, when one bit me on the lymph node behind the ear, even though I was "immune," it swelled up like an egg and itched like a mofo!)

Anyone remember the disinfectant (sp?) wipes commercials asking us to please donate wipes to our elementary schools? I don't have kids but damn those commercials made me angry for exactly this reason. And I'm a germophobe!

So wait. You mean Senator David "Diapers" Vitter was right?!

PS: thanks, Eyebrows!

Part of the problem is that family size is down to almost 1 kid per couple. That means you can't afford to have a few 'mistakes' along the way, so parents cover them in bubble wrap and wipe down with disintectant constantly.

* or disinfectant.

George Carlin's rant on the immune system is right on the money.

"Besides, what d'ya think you have an immune system for? It's for killing germs! But it needs practice, it needs germs to practice on. So if you kill all the germs around you, and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you're not gonna be prepared. And never mind ordinary germs, what are you gonna do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid s**t?! I'll tell you what your gonna do ... you're gonna get sick. You're gonna die and your gonna deserve it because you're f**king weak and you got a f**kin' weak immune system!"

I thought we're already eating enough feces: haven't anyone watched/read Fast Food Nation? All kidding aside, while the suggestion of incorporating fecal matter into our daily diet is probably offered to drive the point home, simply replacing antibacterial products with their bacteria-friendly/neutral counterparts might just do the trick. Also, that's why I longer take the "FREE" flu shots each year: I rather be sort of sick for a couple of weeks each year than getting SARS or something like it.

Finally I read something about food safety and cleanliness that totally makes sense.

I hope the guy who was upset that my homemade mayo contains unpasteurized eggs reads this one. Maybe we wouldn't be so prone to salmonella poisoning if we ATE SOME RAW EGGS every once in a while!

Awwww. baby mice.

Anyway, I agree that we go way overboard on the disinfecting everything. I know we know more now about what germs and bacteria can do to us, but how is it that without this knowledge my grandfather lived to be almost eighty (with a bad heart since his twenties)? We just worry too much about it and clorox and lysol get fat pockets.