Southwest Mini-Skirt Passenger Is Welcome On Virgin America

According to ABC News, Kyla Ebbert, the pantie-flashing patriot who was harassed by Southwest airlines has found a new best friend, Richard Branson.

Branson says Kyla is welcome to fly on his airline in whatever stages of undress she likes. Hooray, Capitalism.

Virgin Airlines Welcomes Southwest Passenger [ABC2]
(Photo:ABC2)

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  1. humphrmi says:

    His airline? I thought he convinced the FAA that it was an American owned airline?

    Still cool to see someone have a PR laugh at Southwest’s expense. They used to be cool too.

  2. demonradio says:

    Meh. Butterface. Does anyone care about this chick anymore?

  3. mookiemookie says:

    @ Demonradio: She has a face? I never noticed… :D

  4. Adam291 says:

    Branson just wants to tap that. A real story would be if he invited that guy who was kicked off for the ‘Master bater’ shirt.

  5. jamar0303 says:

    …well, anything to get people’s attention on Virgin America and away from the big airlines. I wonder if more people will take Virgin compared to say… ATA?

  6. mandarin says:

    Is it normal that article includes something about a train in the end?

  7. Jaysyn was banned for: http://consumerist.com/5032912/the-subprime-meltdown-will-be-nothing-compared-to-the-prime-meltdown#c7042646 says:

    @demonradio:

    You’re out of her mind, she’s very attractive.

    [viewmorepics.myspace.com]

  8. DashTheHand says:

    Shes as much an attention whore as the clothes she wears. I just honestly don’t care about her whining and the purely stupid amount of media attention shes gotten simply because southwest screwed up and told Ms. Horseface that she was wearing skanky clothes.

  9. pinkbunnyslippers says:

    Does anyone else find the humor in any story where this woman is mentioned in the same breath as the word “virgin”?

    Anyone? Bueller?

  10. hc5duke says:

    @Jaysyn: She sure seems to want to take your attention away from her face in that pic… She might be photogenic, but I agree with demonradio, definitely butterface.

  11. hals000 says:

    @mandarin: that article was definitely missing a segue haha

  12. bnorton says:

    Why doesn’t the article mention anything about him being in a priest outfit? Whats with that?

  13. niccernicus says:

    @Jaysyn: Check out her old myspace. [72.14.209.104]

  14. chili_dog says:

    14:55

  15. liquisoft says:

    Awesome. Branson cracks me up. He takes every opportunity to differentiate his airline (and other products) from the mainstream, and I think it definitely helps them stand out.

  16. nidolke says:

    god bless america

  17. skittlbrau says:

    I still don’t think she was that humiliated if she keeps trying to put herself in the media spotlight.

  18. Anonymous says:

    there. thats her 15 minutes. now she can die happy.

  19. SaveMeJeebus says:

    Wonderful. Plz move on now.

  20. pinkbunnyslippers says:

    @Jaysyn: LOL yeah right. She’s got a face that would make a train take a dirt road.

  21. PlayWithSlurry says:

    Richard Branson: Another day, another step closer to becoming Thomas Crown.

  22. synergy says:

    @pinkbunnyslippers: Aw man! You beat me to it.

    It’ll be the first time in a long time that she’s probably been associated with the word “virgin.” heh

  23. Richard Branson is the man. Lol.

  24. I Love Richard Branson! He totally looks like a caveman/Neanderthal.

  25. STrRedWolf says:

    I didn’t find this in the article, but am I correct in assuming the lovely lady is getting free air fare on Virgin America?

    If so, Sir Richard Branson’s being a genius.

  26. faust1200 says:

    Skankasaurus Rex

  27. Lordstrom says:

    God bless the internets.

  28. AlexPDL says:

    @pinkbunnyslippers: I thought that was the entire point of this PR stunt… am I the only one that noticed that Branson is in a Priest’s outfit with a collar and cross????

  29. UpsetPanda says:

    Branson is the business model that airlines, record labels, and pretty much anyone in the business of business may want to learn from. He comes off as being, all around, a genuinely nice person, which is not the characteristic that most people would apply to billionaires. Would Bill Gates pick up Kyla Ebbert? Well, a) it’d be kind of creepy, 2) I don’t think he has the strength and 3) He’d probably just start a fund for the fashionably challenged.

    Richard Branson comes off as a guy that you could sit around and kick back with, you know, on his private island. Plus, as a billionaire goes, he really is getting closer to being Thomas Crown, as PlayWithSlurry mentioned.

  30. pyloff says:

    Wow you are all over bran’s nuts MISSJ, how about when he threw water on Stephen Colbert for not talking about his airline enough; that wasn’t very down to earth.

  31. ikes says:

    ugh. dear world, please stop giving this skank any more attention. kthxbye

  32. krztov says:

    @pyloff: yeah that was awesome, and in a joking fashion it seemed though, as colbert “fought back”