Spelling Bee Champ Lands Lucrative Walmart Sign Making Job
Besides the obvious misspelling, it seems now that Walmart considers a measuring cup a "gadget." Ooh, look at these fancy graduated lines! Futuristic. Someone send Gizmodo a press release.
(Photo: irgreendevil)
Attention, Walmart shoppers! This ad is for you! Woo hoo!
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It could be worse: it could be a misspelled sign front of a school.
When I taught elementary school, our kind, sweet custodian with limited English skills misspelled "Spring Break", "Spring Breack". When I asked my principal to correct it, she shrugged and said she wasn't paying the custodian more overtime to climb back up there to fix it.
I thought that cheese graders were used in Wisconsin to give the cheese a nice flat surface to construct houses on, with the removed cheese later being ground up and sold as Parmesan. But I could be wrong.
P.S. The above pic makes it look like Wal-Mart has an aisle with only those products in it. Damn, they are big.
@masonreloaded: I think it's photoshopped too. I've never seen such weird examples of a particular category.
Even though it's a bit of a lame topic, I give props for the title alone.
@masonreloaded: The image looks photoshopped to me too.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone put the image together just to get Consumerist to post it.
@mrdelayer: The D isn't "skewed", the paper's wrinkled. They print those stupid little slide-in sheets on regular paper.
Why would anyone think this is Photoshopped? Do you really have that much faith in WalMart employees' ability to spell and/or use good grammar?
I'm just saying... people never use spell-check when they really should, but in this case it wouldn't have caught it anyhow.
Plus, apparently any old reason to pick on WalMart is a good one here, with all the usual "I hate WalMarx, WalMarx is the devil" comments, etc. It's all good.
This is not a photoshopped picture, I'm the one who took it.
Here's another picture of it:
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. . . and if you feel the need to call it photoshopped, don't bother replying.
How many times has this happened to you: you're in a very fancy restaurant and you order something with cheese in it. When you bite into it, you realize that they've used very low quality cheese. When you complain to the waiter, he assures you that they use only the highest quality cheeses. When you say, "This cheese is no good! I'm not paying for this!" they call the cops.
Well, no more. With the cheese grader at your side, you'll know exactly what kind of cheese they're using.
No, this is correct. A cheese grader - you should see how well it grates your cheese!
I picture a little, yellow, scale model of a road grader. Put batteries in it, and set it down on a giant 5 lb. block of surplus cheese. It then drives around sloughing off little bits of cheese that it ejects into a little cup you hold, following it around it's little cheese track.
That's a gadget for sure.














Perhaps Wal-Mart actually sells a device which sorts and grades cheese by quality? Didjya ever stop and think of that? Huh?