Skorts Are Never Appropriate At Comcast
This is the dress code policy for Comcast call centers. It strictly forbids the use of skorts.



PREVIOUSLY:
Comcast's Official Make A New Pot Of Coffee Policy
Comcast's Official Water Jug Changing Policy
This is a test using rich text formatting and html links. It's the generic "company" ad that should appear on all posts with the Company category if they don't have an ad attached to a specific company.
Post a comment
Comments:
Doesn't every company in America have a dress code that isn't too different from this?
And besides, even in this day and age the vast majority of women working for Comcast are likely not the ones doing the field work (at least I hardly saw any even though I lived in a large apartment building). Hence, they're probably working in an administrative office so as a customer you never see them.
college is funny, some people come to class dressed for the beach, in PJs straight out of bed(probably just woke up five minutes before class sometimes), half naked, yeah, early fall and late spring is really intereating, I've even seen girls walking around only in towels in the dorm (security is really bad in the dorms, I don't live there but its co-ed, no one ever questions me if I just walk in, especially if I'm with a friend who lives there)
'Fingertip length' means at least as long as your fingers when your arms are hanging down at your sides. I learned about this rule and to do this 'check' when I was in high school.
'Fingertip length' varies depending on how long one's arm is... but it always is a hell of a lot shorter than knee length.
I have a pretty open minded dress code, but I must be blunt, most of my employees are just not worth looking at, regardless of what they are wearing.
So if I had a hot looking babe as my administrative assitant I would let her wear whatever in hell she wanted to wear just to give me something to rest my eyes upon.
Alas my AA is, well, almost my mom's age and uglier than a pile of (edited).
Ok, mini rant coming. I hate skorts with the fury of a thousand exploding suns. Why? I'm a leg man. Legs in skirts are sexy. Legs in shorts, not so much (I don't know why, they just aren't to me). There is nothing worse than walking down the sidewalk and seeing a woman with great legs wearing a skirt, only to reveal when they pass you that they are wearing skorts. Instant freaking turn off.
@jaredgood1: I'm pretty sure guys like you are why skorts were invented.
Lets get to the REAL question- are sporks allowed?
Well, there's two kinds of skorts. There's the kind that are shorts with a flap in the front, so it looks like a skirt, but only from the front. And then there's the kind that's basically just a short skirt with shorts under it, so you really can't tell unless you're looking far too closely.
And in a twisted way, I'm a big fan of the latter. Mostly because I'm a skirt person, and hate pants and shorts. But some occasions just aren't skirt appropriate. I think the last time I wore a skort was when moving.
@uricmu: No, not every company in America has this sort of dress code.
Plenty of successful companies have no dress code at all. Individual choice and discretion works just fine.
@stevekal: My thoughts exactly - who's looking up the skirts to make sure there's no shorts secretly sewn in?
@uricmu: I worked for a company with a very similar policy but it also included:
Employee will always wear appropriate undergarments
I kept expecting someone from HR to show up, make me drop trou and tell me my trunk briefs had to become boxers immediately.
I have to weigh in on this. They work in a call center, no one sees them. Who cares if they are naked, if they are fixing your problem and answering your questions. Whats wrong with jeans every day, what about shorts, do I sound more professional based on what I am wearing, no. Corporate dress policies are stupid.
I never understand the flip-flop/sandal thing. I saw a guy at work one time with sandals on. It was close to 100 degrees outside so i'm sure they were comfortable for him but it intrigued me. I could look around and find a dozen women with the same if not worse footwear, ie flipflops or other sandals but the fact that they are women, it is acceptable If the company had spoken to this guy about sandals then I sure hope he pointed out the dozen women within armslength that had the same footwear on.
@uricmu: I work for a software development company; yesterday I came in in shorts, a golf shirt, and flip flops. I blended just fine.
@HungryGrrl: LOL, I'm like "Capri pants are okay, but not skorts?????"
Only Audrey Hepburn gets to wear capri pants. And only because the Nazis starved her during her teenagerhood in the Dutch resistance so she could never gain weight on her once-emaciated adolescent frame.
NOBODY ELSE GETS TO WEAR CAPRI PANTS, OKAY???? They're SO unflattering.
@RumorsDaily: Coulottes are shorts so wide in the leg that they look a little bit like a skirt; usually they're cut to mimic an A-line skirt and made of a material that looks reasonably skirty when made as coulottes.
Skorts are shorts with a wraparound panel that makes the front look like a skirt while the back is shorts. Also, Satan invented skorts to burn the eyes of the holy with their ugliness.
If the dress code is dress casual it makes sense that skorts aren't allowed. They're too casual. However, crashman2600 has a point. Why is the dress code dress casual?
This is a leftover from an older generation. I work for a large computer manufacturer and productivity went WAYYYY up when the dress code became more relaxed. Don't get me wrong, the "suits" (VP's, Upper Mgmt.) hated the change but they can't argue with the statistics. We are more productive when we are comfortable.
I live in a lab so I am not customer facing and I wear shorts and a tee-shirt every day. I can see though that if you were customer facing that you would at least need to be dressed appropriately.
But the days of "suits" are over for good I hope.
@aro: Google Product search is currently listing 18,943 results for "skort," but at first glance, a lot of them appear to be athletic wear, or just too short for an office. There was one hilarious result for the "court skort," which was described as "not just for the courtroom." Female lawyers are looking for skirts they can run in?
Anyway, at least Comcast has written guidelines. My employer defines its dress code as "business casual," but doesn't give specifics. A couple of years ago, they had a whole silly debate because two supervisors couldn't agree whether open-toed shoes (for women) fit the unwritten guidelines.
Business casual is annoying. I wear a sportsjacket to work everyday (I'm at the overdressed end of business casual), but my leather workboots (which look dressy, because I keep them well-oiled) apparently wouldn't fit Comcast's rules. I'm a college graduate, but I don't dress well enough to work for Comcast.
Anybody know if Comcast has hairstyle guidelines?
Eyebrows McGee: IIRC, Jackie Kennedy looked pretty good in capris.
I have an 11-year-old daughter and I can tell you that capris and skorts are definitely in style with her set at the moment.
I don't understand what the big deal about choosing to wear what you want...I'm not saying people should be allowed to look like slobs but to have a written dress code that specifies what kind of shoes to wear is just obnoxious...who wants to work for a snooty organization like that anyway...their is no written dress code where I work, people generally come in wearing business casual but no one is going to be looked at funny if they decide to wear jeans for the day





















Whats the big deal?