Virgin America Is Trying Too Hard

According to OK! magazine, Virgin America will be hosting “the first-ever supermodel in-flight pajama party this November,” with the Victoria’s Secret models. No, you’re not invited. Yes, someone else is. Yes, that person probably has a camera.

It’s not really like us, but this is one flight we really hope gets stranded on the tarmac. The idea of a planeload of models trapped in a jet, bored out of their minds and out of bottled water, pleases us for some reason.

Meet the World’s Luckiest Plane [OK! Magazine]

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  1. ViperBorg says:

    Unless we’re invited, it’s just crap. Oooo… a camera. Bite me. Go crash somewhere, just another advertisement stunt by bored perverts.

  2. Megatenist says:

    “Hi.This is your captain T.Banks,wanting to thank you for flying with us on AirheadModel Airlines.We will be serving dinner momentarily.Tonight,for your dining pleasure,we have your choice of two Tic-tacs or a line of coke.Both served with your choice of water or air.Also,enjoy your in-flight movie “Zoolander” staring Ben Stiller.Please note we just turned on our “No Bitching” sign.Once again,thank you for choosing AirheadModel Airlines”

  3. CurbRunner says:

    Just think of the searches that the TSA guys will have to perform before this flight to confirm the virginity of these Virgin Airlines passengers.

  4. jmschn says:

    Mile High Club here I come!

  5. LucyInTheSky says:

    WTF???

  6. mandarin says:

    soooo it’s just a tease…
    Do I really need to see that?

  7. dirty foreigner says:

    But think about it, you might eventually be on the same plane as those supermodels once were! Sign me up!

  8. King of the Wild Frontier says:

    Wonder if Stephen Colbert will have an invite so that he can throw bottled water on them?

  9. timmus says:

    So — is this just a ruse to drum up more business from the 22-year old male crowd?

    Stick a Border’s mini-store up front, put Deadwood on the entertainment screen, and serve tall pilsners of Fat Tire Ale and I’ll be salivating to buy a ticket.

  10. darkclawsofchaos says:

    it dumb that this is news, but I have heard good things about their regular service though

  11. trunk666 says:

    the bathroom will smell like a whack shack….

  12. jmschn says:

    @trunk666: bathroom? i was envisioning inside the cabin.