Add “barmaid” to your list of toxic things to avoid in Australia. The woman, a 23-year-old former employee of a Melbourne nightclub, and someone police say is “known for her prankster-style behavior,” served a patron a shot of Pine-O-Cleen disinfectant during a 6 a.m. “drinking bout.” The victim survived but developed ulcers on his skin. The ex-barmaid now faces “four charges of intentionally causing injury.” Man, everything cool happens in Australia. [Reuters]
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Heathers is BIG FUN
Bars are open at 6 AM in Australia? I am so there.
Close but no cigar, I believe Heathers was drain cleaner and orange juice, but awesome reference. Makes me crave a turbo dog and a slushie.
Look on the bright side for the victim, at least his breath will be Pine Fresh for months.
Considering it’s Australia, ferchrissakes, I’m amazed they’re not downing shots of hydrochloric acid. Pine-sol? That’s almost …Canadian.
(US citizens would be equally rough-n-tough, so long as they got somebody else’s kids to do it)
Of course they bloody are, mate.
Where’s my copy of Stud Puppy?
Corn nuts!!
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Teenage suicide, don’t do it.
“I just killed my best friend!”
“Don’t you mean worst enemy?”
“Same difference.”
ouch
“Here drink this!”
“What is it?”
“JUST DRINK IT!!”
*chug chug*
“Eww what was that?!”
“LAVA!!!”
*Maniac Laughter*
Another reason why Gawker should have Consumerist Australian Edition.
@ faust1200
Dammit, I was gonna say that but ya beat me to it. Kudos!
There’s a bar in Memphis that never closes, never been there, though.
“four charges of intentionally causing injury.”
Not attempted murder? Is there such a thing as attempted manslaughter?
‘I got paid in puke’
‘Lick it up baby, lick….it…up’
Hey peewee I’m stalking you!
I’m going to be sending my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.