[September 22. Image thanks to Roche!]
It is also, um, a sidewalk.
UPDATE: Ben Popken here. Carey was unaware that this is front of a Best Buy, and it’s to promote the Geek Squad. Pretty standard and not controversial. We are actively encouraging Carey to get out in the countryside more often.
In reference to their parking a car in front of a commercial building, in Florida no parking stopping waiting or loitering between the no parking line and the building (usually about 25ft). You may not park within 25 feet of either side of a handicap access ramp or emergency fire exits. If you want quick action call the fire department’s code enforcement office, the money from the ticket goes to the fire dept.