Ladies And Gentlemen: The First iPhone Injury!
Flickr member waveman216 has posted visual evidence of the world's first iPhone injury, along with step-by-step instructions on how you too can nearly kill yourself using only an iPhone and a treadmill. Ouch!
Sadly for some Consumerist editors, the iPhone is not required. We're sort of uncoordinated around here.
How my iPhone almost killed me [Flickr]
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Let me get this straight - basically, this dude caused that kind of injury to himself while WALKING and using a CELL PHONE at the same time?
Yup, a clear nominee for a Darwin Award indeed.
Let's hope this brain surgeon thinks twice before trying to use the CD player in his car. Wouldn't want any innocent people to be killed because of his near-fatal lack of coordination and focus.
Let me get this straight - basically, this dude caused that kind of injury to himself while WALKING and using a CELL PHONE at the same time?
Yup, a clear nominee for a Darwin Award indeed.
Let's hope this brain surgeon thinks twice before trying to use the CD player in his car. Wouldn't want any innocent people to be killed because of his near-fatal lack of coordination and focus.
@Jason: Staring at cell phone, talking on cell phone, pushing buttons on cell phone, whatever. It still amounts to people not being able to put the @$&*%$!!ing PHONE DOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES.
@buran: calm down. do you ever listen to music while exercising? or work out on a treadmill in an environment that's not completely distraction-free? then this could have happened to you. plenty of things other than cell phones can be distracting.
treadmills can be pretty dangerous--just google "treadmill accidents." the weirdest treadmill incident i ever saw was when some genius fratboy threw a basketball really hard into a crowded workout room, his genius fratboy friend failed to catch the throw, and the basketball ended up lodged underneath a treadmill that a girl was using. the ball lifted the treadmill off the ground and almost made the girl using the treadmill fall down. fortunately, the girl was able to hit the auto shutoff switch and jump off before anything bad happened. good thing she had more functioning brain cells than the frat boys...
If I had a dollar for every time my uncoordinated ass has almost fallen off the treadmill, I could probably afford an iPhone.
My mp3 player is very small (a Creative Zen Nano) and came with its own armband. I find it helpful. Although I'm not sure if strapping something as big as an iPhone to one's arm would work too well.
Insert 1 Clumsy guy who happened to fall on his treadmill.
Add a few blog commenters who don't read the actual article and start talking out their collective arses.
Season to taste, and you've got a typical comment tree on consumerist.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't just use this blog to thumb your nose at people and companies based on headlines. This was a poor guy who had a less-than-coordinated moment and he's catching crap from people who don't deserve to fling it.
@GenXCub: A blog full of uninformed, knee-jerk commentary? Say it ain't so!
Props to the guy for posting what must have been an embarrassing (and PAINFUL) experience. I can't work out without music, be it from a phone or a smaller MP3 player, so I can sympathize.
@FreakyStyley: Exactly. You could replace "iPhone" with "lump of rock" in the description and it would still work. I hope not one is asking for iPhones to be banned because they're this dangerous.















Yet Another Darwin Award needs to be handed out.