For Little Apparent Reason, Spiral Mac N Cheese Costs 37 Cents More Than Elbow
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Spirals cost 37 cents more per box than regular Elbow variety, despite the former weighing 1.75 oz less than the latter, reports the thoughts on technology blog. This breaks down to a difference of $.06/oz, vs $.14/oz. That's 24% fewer noodles, with a 133% price increase.
Why such a price difference? Obviously, cheese spirals are a technological marvel and Kraft needs to recoup the cost of building an entire spiral factory, not to mention the research and development. Plus, there's the benefit of eating mac n cheese feature 3 chicks you've never heard of. So, if you're looking for the best mac n cheese value, stick with the classic elbow box.
spiral macaroni is a racket [thoughts on technology]
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@theWolf:
Wolf, think you hit the nail on the head. My thoughts exactly.
It costs more when the noodles are shaped like Spongebob Squarepants, too - this is what my kid will eat, and since he is a picky little dude I will pay extra for Spongebob. Better than him looking all emaciated.
You are all overlooking the most obvious reason for much-higher units cost for spirals: The Disney-created "Cheetah Girls" are on the front of the box! And it's part of a contest too!!
We all know that pseudo-celebrity endorsements make everything taste/smell/look/feel/drive/wear/perform better, right?
Someone has to pay for those marketing extras -- and you know it's not coming out of Kraft's profits...!
Okay, this is simple. There are some children's celebrities on the more expensive box.
"MOMMY I WANT THAT ONE!!! NOOOo!!!! THAT ONE WITH THE LIP-SYNCHING NICKELODEON TRASH!!!"
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Greater parent demand for children to shut the hell up
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Greater parent willingness to pay for basically same product packaged differently
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Higher price.
This is explained by a simple series of events that takes place every time parent and brat walk down the aisle together:
"MOMMY!!! I WANT CHEETAH GIRLS MACARONI!!! NO, NOT REGULAR, CHEETAH GIRLS!!!"
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Increased parent demand for child to shut the hell up
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Greater willingness to pay for artificial cheese product
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Higher price
I wonder how they compare space wise. Do the spirals fill up more or less of the box? Sure, the net weight is different, but what about the density? is it different? Maybe spirals are just lighter and thus filling a box with spirals weighs less? I don't know the answers to these questions.
All I know is I'll pay more for it because as somebody else said, spirals are better than elbows, and character shapes are better than spirals. It's all about what holds the cheese best.
@schwnj: for some reason i can't post a link. google "powdered cheese." the one i get is the vermont cheddar from King Arthur Flour - $6.95 for a pound!
@schwnj: OMG me too! I hope you didn't just mean like grated parm. I would love to by a huge container of the nuclear-orange kraft cheese powder. I would literally go mad with pow(d)er.
























Obviously because the spiral form is easier to eat without spilling on your shirt.
A side-by-side comparison while wearing a white dry-clean-only shirt should prove that.