A publication wanted a site photo from our press kit and we’re like, uhh, we don’t have a photo. So we went out and Gawker’s resident photog Nikola Tamindzic [nsfw] snapped this one of us yesterday. Full version inside.
Left to right, Carey Greenberg-Berger, Ben Popken, Meghann Marco.
So that’s what we look like. Rar!, I mean, hello.
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You guys look like some edgy emo band! (c:
Uuuuugly!
just kidding. what a pretty bunch of photoshopped, flash-filled folks.
Meghann looks hawt
Here come the “Meghann’s a hottie” comments.
@chipslave: That’s what i was thinking. They even have the requisite brick/cement wall.
Ben looks like he is staring into the camera really hard.
I always thought Carey was a girl.
@The Big O:
Meghann’s a hottie.
lol normally, i’m the one going “you idiots think any girl is hot that doesnt look like a horse”
…but she really is very pretty.
Ben, you should run a caption this photo contest!
Ben looks like a constipated superhero — which doesn’t mean he isn’t cute.
More pics of Meghann, less sausage!
Very gritty… definitely very NYC.
Its like the moment before the guy gets jumped in an Axe commercial
But where’s our girlfriend??
Looks like a print ad for Dick Wolf show, actually.
This Fall from NBC – Law & Order: Consumer Complaint Unit
Blah blah blah, Blah Blah-Blah, Blah Blah, Meghann Marco.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Rar!, blah blah, blah.
Who knew this site was being put together at 21 Jump Street?
carey looks familiar
ben looks like he’s on roids
meghann looks possessed
you guys look like correspondents for America’s Most Wanted.
I also thought Carey was a woman.
i thought only women had hyphenated late names.
speaking of women, Meghann is a solid 6.54173/10 based on this pic. would require more “research” to know for sure.
You guys look pretty tough! :-p
Nice cameltoe, Ben!
No, No, hell yes!
Ha! made you look.
The dedicated professionals of the Consumer Complaint Unit tacle especially heinous customer service and rip-offs of everyday John and Jane Does. These are their stories:
Doink-Doink
@BloggyMcBlogBlog: ditto
Carey has sort-of a Keanu thing going for him– young Keanu, not recent. Meghann looks like she’s diggin’ him, too.
oh and I believe Ben is trying to use the force.
i’m going to start up the “Meghann’s a hottie” fan club.
Looks very contemporary.
obligatory: Meghann is hot.
STRONG BAD: What?! You’re not allowed to have a band with only three people in it!
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse! I mean… Meghann…!
So, Meghan, what are your weekend plans? I’m gonna get my drink on, party, get crunk and rock out!!! CHICKA, chicka yeeeea!!!
Ben looks like he’s ready to open a can of whoop-ass on some shady corporate weasels.
Ben, it looks like your shirt is trying to bite your arms.
Meg kind of looks like Aly Landry..
When does your next album come out? hehehe!
excellent pic. Bloggers are a lot better looking than they get credit for
Carey has a secret; Meghann knows it. Ben is better than you.
Carey stop undressing me with your eyes.
that Carey dude is getting “the look” =)
Carey looks the the “Mac” guy in the Apple commercials.
I think they were shooting for edgy christian rock band, not emo.
Ben looks like he wants to punch me … and I’d like it.
Okay, my guess. Counter-guesses welcome:
Carey: bass (& synth for the dance remixes)
Ben: drums
Meghann: vocals and guitar
Nice pic. I wasn’t really paying attention to the title, so I thought this was some ad for the next season of Heroes or something. So what kind of powers you guys got?
recipe to make any internet blogging nerds look cool.
– dark denim pants.
– black shirts (bonus points for some trendy print)
– low camera angle
– good photographer and lighting
– various tough/cool poses with various eye directions
– airbrushing
PIMP!
Evil-doers beware, it’s Consumerist!
With powers far beyond those of normal mortals Carey Greenberg-Berger, Ben Popken, and Meghann Marco battle corporate greed & dishonesty on behalf of good consumers in the United States of America!
*cue theme song*
Seriously, cool photo.