Jo-Ann Fabric Robbie Ducky

Kids Watering Cans (lead), Caterpillar Steel-toed Logger Boots (not actually shock resistant).

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  1. ADM says:

    in a win for consumers, rather than send the watering cans back to china, stores will allow customers to use them as bedpans in case of emergency.

  2. forever_knight says:

    is it just me or does anyone else have the uncontrollable urge to shit when you read “Jo-Ann Fabric”?

  3. stubblyhead says:

    not actually shock resistant

    dang, i’d hate to be the guy who found that one out the hard way…

  4. theblackdog says:

    Chinese Poison Train strikes again!