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We Have No Comment About The Name Of This Box Of Walmart Fireworks

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Reader Jay bought the above-pictured fireworks and then sent us a picture. Perhaps he thought we were actually an R. Kelly fansite?

Jay says, "Just in time for the the fourth of July! I was really surprised one could purchase golden showers at walmart." Jay, nothing surprises us about Walmart anymore. Seriously.

(Photo: Jay)

Attention, Walmart shoppers! This ad is for you! Woo hoo!

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My favourite part is "Made in China"

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nothing surprises us about Walmart anymore. Seriously.

You aren't the only one.

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this reminds me of the feature maxim used to do - "accidental porn"

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It appears that these are not just sold at Walmart as I purchased a large package of psuedo-fireworks at my local Giant grocery store that contained the euphemisticly named product being discussed here.

Unless Walmart owns Giant too?
Is there no end to their power?

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In case some of you don't get the joke..

Wikipedia: golden shower

This site is really starting to go downhill. :-D

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Wal-Mart sells fireworks?!

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@factotum: in states where they are legal, they sure do!

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@LatherRinseRepeat: Let me look that up on conservipedia.

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What grosses me out is you can buy a fountain. A shower only lasts for so long, but a fountain can be interminable.

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"Daddy, Daddy can I have a Golden Shower??? PLEASE DADDY, PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!

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Caution: Do not aim at face!

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@rocnrule:
Couldn't have said it any better myself.

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"DO NOT HOLD IN HAND" -- how are you supposed to aim? That's some talent there!

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I think I saw that next to the Santorum Holiday Geyshers, below the Bukkake Fire Fountains. Whoa, Wal-Mart meets every customer need!

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@factotum: I guess they do where it is legal to do so. I know here in New Jersey they can not sell fireworks.

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So, I work at TNT Fireworks... I've NEVER thought about this type of firework before in any way other than wholesome! I just sent the link to my boss, whom I told to show to THE boss.. hahahahaha
What an honor...

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I got one of these in a pack from some friends of mine. It was a pretty big letdown.

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Another type of firework made by TNT says:

WARNING: SHOOTS FLAMING BALLS.

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this may be late and inappropreate but.....



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