Energizer Buys Playtex for $1.16B, declines to purchase the bra and pantie division. The jokes write themselves. [Washington Post]
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Nah, a new line of Energizer sex toys! The bunny keeps going and going...
Weird purchase choice for Energizer, I wonder why they did so...
The apparel division is a separate company and was not for sale.
Next up; I predict Burger King will buy Dell Computers
I'm still waiting on Duracell and Smith & Wesson to merge and make the CopperTopperRobberStopper line of hollowpoints.
@ShadowFalls:
Energizer makes more than just batteries. for one, they own Schick, the world's #2 maker of shavers.
It turns out Energizer has dreams of becoming the next Proctor and Gamble, well, at least in terms of household/hygene goods.
Brings a whole new meaning to "battery tits".
Since when is Energizer so flush with cash that they can just start buying up whatever the hell they feel like?
That bunny is on methamphetamines... Ever hear of "strawberry quick."
Battery powered tampons?
I don't get it.