Crystal-decorated pacifiers (aspiration, ingestion), Toro electric blowers (projectiles).

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  1. AlteredBeast (blaming the OP one article at a time.) says:

    Who thought putting tiny parts on a pacifier was a good idea? I hope that guy got fired.

  2. B says:

    Wait a second. Pacifiers decorated with crystals? I’m speechless.

  3. AlteredBeast (blaming the OP one article at a time.) says:

    @B:
    “I’m speechless”

    Perhaps you are choking on a crystal! :(

  4. homerjay says:

    I’m sure they were created by the same loser that brought you the toddler tee that says shit like “Daddy’s little whore”

  5. juri squared says:

    Whoops, some DIYers got a little short-sighted there. I’m impressed the CPSC caught them.

    For the record, the pacifiers pictured (MAM) are really nice in their actual original state. Just, y’know, buy them from a store and not some random person on eBay.