Try putting money in front of any noun. All of a sudden, it sounds much better. Try it. Money couch! Money shoes! Money cat!
Point being, next time you feel your possessions aren’t up to par and you have a hankering to spend, put money in front of them. You don’t need a new blouse, that money blouse! is good enough! It’s okay you’re not eating out in fancy restaurants as you pay down your credit card debts, you’re eating mac n’ money cheese!
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Money poison train!
Money pointless consumerist posts?
this is lame. short for content today?
Take two and pass, man…take two and pass…
Yay! Posting quotas!!!
Do you ever repeat a word over and over and over until the word sounds and looks just completely rediculous? money…money…money…I wonder who came up with that word anyway. Kinda looks like monkey. Money monkey. Awesome!
Consumerist should start giving its readers money.
Reminds me of one of my favorite webcomics, “Whenever people use the phrase ‘sweet-ass (noun)’, in my mind I always shift the hyphen one word to the right. Man, that’s one sweet ass-car.”
Ben, WTH?
I’m in the market for a money BJ.
Money what?
Money doublespeak.
i like this plan. it makes me feel better about my money cat having money ringworm. yay for money diseases!
That’s so 80′s.. Today we use the world “Pimp”.
Seriously?
OK Consumerist, time for the money shot.
This is a “money post!”
Nope, didn’t work….
It works better with “space”
space backpack, space shoes, etc.
Ummmm, Money Comment!
Nope, that doesn’t work. How about the word “lame?”
As in, I can’t belive I am replying to this lame post.
I am partial to putting ‘Robo’ in front of everything.
Robo-snark!
Robo-debt!
Robo-dementia!
Robo-insurance!
i’ll just mix in a little fujikopex and go with ‘monkey’ instead.
monkey-shoes!
monkey-mac ‘n’ cheese
monkey-man this post is kinda not good
Ben, stay off the money crack.
Money cat! I love it!
I think we all need a good dose of money-this and money-that; stop using credit for every darn little thing under the sun. (Pffft. Money cat. Genius.)
Ben I have two questions for you. What are you on and where can I get some?
is someone watching “Swingers?”
Money Tumor is definitely much better then a regular tumor.
Money cat…..money cat….nope. Same old cat. Good meds?
Money meds.
Is this anything like adding “In Bed” to the end of fortune cookies?
Money Mac’n Cheese? Are you kidding me?
Its Mac’n Money Cheese!
It’s good to see a humorous post everyonce in a while. Come on! It’s the internet! Kick back and relax!
To quote Jay Sherman, “it stinks”.
Hey, I was just diagnosed with Money Ulcerative Colitis! Everything’s coming up Beerad!
Why are they called “money cats”?
“First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive bets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go “wow, I need this beet right now”. Those are the money beets.”
Dwight Shrute, “The Office”
Must be a money slow news day.
Money couch! Money shoes! Money cat!
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.