Just Put The Word "Money" In Front And Everything Sounds Better

Try putting money in front of any noun. All of a sudden, it sounds much better. Try it. Money couch! Money shoes! Money cat!

Point being, next time you feel your possessions aren’t up to par and you have a hankering to spend, put money in front of them. You don’t need a new blouse, that money blouse! is good enough! It’s okay you’re not eating out in fancy restaurants as you pay down your credit card debts, you’re eating mac n’ money cheese!

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  1. LatherRinseRepeat says:

    Money poison train!

  2. gondaba says:

    Money pointless consumerist posts?

  3. gibsonic says:

    this is lame. short for content today?

  4. Kurtz says:

    Take two and pass, man…take two and pass…

  5. homerjay says:

    Yay! Posting quotas!!!

  6. Fujikopez says:

    Do you ever repeat a word over and over and over until the word sounds and looks just completely rediculous? money…money…money…I wonder who came up with that word anyway. Kinda looks like monkey. Money monkey. Awesome!

  7. Hawk07 says:

    Consumerist should start giving its readers money.

  8. hwyengr says:

    Reminds me of one of my favorite webcomics, “Whenever people use the phrase ‘sweet-ass (noun)’, in my mind I always shift the hyphen one word to the right. Man, that’s one sweet ass-car.”

  9. bambino says:

    Ben, WTH?

  10. RandomHookup says:

    I’m in the market for a money BJ.

  11. speedwell (propagandist and secular snarkist) says:

    Money what?

    Money doublespeak.

  12. mermaidshoes says:

    i like this plan. it makes me feel better about my money cat having money ringworm. yay for money diseases!

  13. urban_ninjya says:

    That’s so 80′s.. Today we use the world “Pimp”.

  14. limiter says:

    Seriously?

  15. savagesaladin says:

    OK Consumerist, time for the money shot.

  16. backspinner says:

    This is a “money post!”

    Nope, didn’t work….

  17. Sinflux says:

    It works better with “space”

    space backpack, space shoes, etc.

  18. CreativeLinks says:

    Ummmm, Money Comment!

    Nope, that doesn’t work. How about the word “lame?”

    As in, I can’t belive I am replying to this lame post.

  19. I am partial to putting ‘Robo’ in front of everything.

    Robo-snark!

    Robo-debt!

    Robo-dementia!

    Robo-insurance!

  20. raygun21 says:

    i’ll just mix in a little fujikopex and go with ‘monkey’ instead.

    monkey-shoes!
    monkey-mac ‘n’ cheese
    monkey-man this post is kinda not good

  21. kweee says:

    Ben, stay off the money crack.

  22. Nakko says:

    Money cat! I love it!
    I think we all need a good dose of money-this and money-that; stop using credit for every darn little thing under the sun. (Pffft. Money cat. Genius.)

  23. faust1200 says:

    Ben I have two questions for you. What are you on and where can I get some?

  24. valkin says:

    is someone watching “Swingers?”

  25. Havok154 says:

    Money Tumor is definitely much better then a regular tumor.

  26. Rusted says:

    Money cat…..money cat….nope. Same old cat. Good meds?

  27. speedwell (propagandist and secular snarkist) says:

    Money meds.

    Is this anything like adding “In Bed” to the end of fortune cookies?

  28. Ickypoopy says:

    Money Mac’n Cheese? Are you kidding me?

    Its Mac’n Money Cheese!

  29. iSleipnir says:

    It’s good to see a humorous post everyonce in a while. Come on! It’s the internet! Kick back and relax!

  30. Canadian Impostor says:

    To quote Jay Sherman, “it stinks”.

  31. Beerad says:

    Hey, I was just diagnosed with Money Ulcerative Colitis! Everything’s coming up Beerad!

  32. Musician78 says:

    Why are they called “money cats”?

  33. lilyHaze says:

    “First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive bets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go “wow, I need this beet right now”. Those are the money beets.”
    Dwight Shrute, “The Office”

  34. Echodork says:

    Must be a money slow news day.

  35. Money couch! Money shoes! Money cat!

    Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.