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  • Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly
    B says: “Well, I used to work in a bagel/sandwich shop and I got in trouble for making the sandwiches too inefficiently. I would alternate meat and cheese layers, whereas putting all the cheese together is more efficient, but I don’t think it tastes as good.

  • Getting Off Mailing Lists Is Fun
    Executorelassus suggests:
    1) Download this form (PDF) (Application for Listing and/or Prohibitory Order (Form 1500) courtesy US Postal Service)
    2)fill it in and mail it.
    3)watch as mailings automagically stop.

  • Man Dodges Taxes For 10 Years, Wins In Federal District Court
    WormFather says: “Yeaaaaaaaah, I’m gonna go ahead and keep paying my taxes, ya know, just to be on the safe side.

  • You’re Less Likely To Die In A Plane Crash If You Sit In The Back
    Beyond reminds us why we hate flying: “They say its not the crash that kills most people, its the resulting fire. Given a choice between dying on impact or burning alive in flaming wreckage, which would you choose?

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