• Jo-Ann Fabrics Refuses To Let Customer Use Bathroom, Even As She Suffers Diarrhea Right In Front Of Them
  “I had to walk to the Rural King and all the way to back to the corner farthest from Jo-Ann Fabrics with my pants stained, dripping and smelling badly and do my best to clean up. I’m not exaggerating when I say that this was the most embarrassing and humiliating experience of my life.”

• Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly
  “…you got the putting calories on the menu thing right. Now, let’s try draping the calories across the sub in a geometrically satisfying pattern, the one that fulfills the design destiny intended by your sandwich scientists.”

• Man Dodges Taxes For 10 Years, Wins In Federal District Court
  “When you work for someone you give your service and labor in exchange for money, so everything you make is not profit or gain.”

• Elderly Couple Could Lose Home Over $1.63 Tax Bill
  “In 1996 a property tax bill for $1.63 was mailed to Kermit and Dolores Atwood. The bill never reached its destination, according to the Times-Picayune. Now, 11 years later, the Atwoods are in danger of losing their home.

• Coca-Cola Is The “Best Brand,” Microsoft Beats Apple
  “Coca-Cola has come out on top of the “Best Brands” Harris Poll for the first time ever. Sony, the leader for the past 7 years slipped to number 2.”

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