Reader Jay bought the above-pictured fireworks and then sent us a picture. Perhaps he thought we were actually an R. Kelly fansite?
Jay says, “Just in time for the the fourth of July! I was really surprised one could purchase golden showers at walmart.” Jay, nothing surprises us about Walmart anymore. Seriously.
(Photo: Jay)
My favourite part is “Made in China”
You aren’t the only one.
this reminds me of the feature maxim used to do – “accidental porn”
It appears that these are not just sold at Walmart as I purchased a large package of psuedo-fireworks at my local Giant grocery store that contained the euphemisticly named product being discussed here.
Unless Walmart owns Giant too?
Is there no end to their power?
In case some of you don’t get the joke..
Wikipedia: golden shower
This site is really starting to go downhill.
Wal-Mart sells fireworks?!
@factotum: in states where they are legal, they sure do!
@LatherRinseRepeat: Let me look that up on conservipedia.
Oooh…kinky!
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What grosses me out is you can buy a fountain. A shower only lasts for so long, but a fountain can be interminable.
“Daddy, Daddy can I have a Golden Shower??? PLEASE DADDY, PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!
Caution: Do not aim at face!
@rocnrule:
Couldn’t have said it any better myself.
“DO NOT HOLD IN HAND” — how are you supposed to aim? That’s some talent there!
I think I saw that next to the Santorum Holiday Geyshers, below the Bukkake Fire Fountains. Whoa, Wal-Mart meets every customer need!
@factotum: I guess they do where it is legal to do so. I know here in New Jersey they can not sell fireworks.
So, I work at TNT Fireworks… I’ve NEVER thought about this type of firework before in any way other than wholesome! I just sent the link to my boss, whom I told to show to THE boss.. hahahahaha
What an honor…
I got one of these in a pack from some friends of mine. It was a pretty big letdown.
Another type of firework made by TNT says:
WARNING: SHOOTS FLAMING BALLS.
this may be late and inappropreate but…..
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