Customer Records His 7-Hour Delayed Flight In All Its Baby-Screaming Glory
• Passengers told new captain is making his way through the terminal, when he's really coming in from Newark.
• Delta tells his wife that the plane is in the air. This is right after she spoke with him by cellphone and they were still on the ground.
• Renaissance music used to depict his waiting wife and child.
The ubiquity, ease, and low cost of consumer recording, editing and sharing software is quickly making it less feasible for big companies to get away with stuff like this.
(Video: Uberzine) (Thanks to Grant!)
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That was a great video. Guess I won't fly Delta if I need to go anywhere.
Makes me LUV southwest even more!
Delta, Mofo! You get your drink on and your eat on and we'll get our sittin' on the tarmac on. Delta, if you goin' dare, we already flown dis big-ass plane all up in that bitch!
Bravo...but yeah, what's going on with that video that we were getting previews for...although it's not quite the same as leaving us on the tarmac, I would equate it to blue b*lls.
And I'm not a fan of the new layout either, but I fear change so eh.
@billybastion: I assumed Ben just hoped we forgot about it, considering it's been awhile.
I just don't get the announcement if the video wasn't going to follow? If you're not done, you're not done, but then don't set the expectation to begin with.
Funny how video is so easy to record, edit, and share (as you tell us), and yet THERE'S NO GEEK SQUAD EXPOSE!
Is it wrong that I just flat out don't want to fly anymore?
as soon as the first lawsuit for DVT happens, you better believe kidnapping passengers and holding them for ransom by airlines will come to a stop, nevermind the loss of food, comforts and more.
You know it's only a matter of time before someone truly loses it on a flight like that. I pray there's video.
This is exactly why we cannot carry weapon-like materials on planes, that could cause alot of murder-suicides!
You'll get over it.
Wall street wonders why consumer confidence is down? Well it's easy, everyday the Consumerist gives us at least two companies that we can shop from anymore.
I feel so bad for those little kids. Hungry, tired, scared. They didn't ask for any of that.
Do you think Delta will ever comment on this and make things right before the video is featured on ever news channel that doesn't hold stock in the company?
I was on a delta flight that spent 6 hours on the tarmac at JFK before taking off. Same thing--crew timed out, etc etc.
Long story short, after ordeal over, called Delta to get compensation, the operator told me to avoid JFK for Delta flights.
Boo to the new format!
I think it's instances like these that serve as evidence as to why we need flight passengers' advocacy groups. Seriously, is it legal to keep people on a plane for that long?
Also- cute puppy!!
What were to happen if I were in an emergency exit seat and I just popped the door open?
I've had strikingly similar nightmare trips with Delta. I keep flying with them because they're often the least expensive option, but I regret it almost every time.
Why are people still flying?
This isn't going to get better.
Tell your employer you refuse to fly, or are on a no-fly list.
Find some alternative transportation.
What the hell is wrong with airlines these days? Have they just lost all regard for the services they provide? The fact that they manage to get any planes in the air seems to be some sort of miracle!
Shit strewn aisles
Nation wide flight delays over system failures at 2 major airports (Hobby and O'Hare) in a week's time.
And at least 6 reported flight delays of over 5 hours in the last 6 months.
I REALLY think the airlines need to reconsider their ability to provide their services if they are consistently failing to manage RUNNING the airline.
I have now decided that I won't fly unless I have my video camera with me.
Screw "passengers bill of rights". How about basic human rights? These planes should not leave the gate until they have clearance to fly, no matter what the excuse. And personally, there is never a time when being "re-screened" would inconvenience me for a 7 hour flight delay. I'd take the whole of the TSA up my butthole before I'd sit on a parked plane for 7 hours.
This is ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLY INCREDIBLE. I love that this guy recorded it. I will always bring a camcorder on a plane from now on.
A few people have used this post to say that they don't like the new format. I like the new format very much. I also consider it an improvement.
Oh, and being stuck on an airplane for so many hours is right up there with being buried alive on my nightmare list.
I don't know how I would react to something like this. I have been on the tarmac for 3 hours before, but because the airport was shut down, not due to incompetence. I handled it, but all this would have beem too much. Is there nothing you can do to get off the plane? I would rather give up my seat.
On the redesign, it really doesn't work. The typeface is too small, and the stories are too compact. Give us some room to breathe people! White space is not a sin!
Could be my claustrophobia kicking in yet again...
I'm right there with you Heather. If I ever get stuck on a plane and the wait reaches four hours I think a legit case can be made for popping the emergency hatch. Maybe at the back of the plane when no one is looking.
Everyone look! A big inflatable slide.
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
"The ubiquity, ease, and low cost of consumer recording, editing and sharing software is quickly making it less feasible for big companies to get away with stuff like this."
Not really. It depends on what you think "get away with it" means. They still do it.
There doesn't seem to be any let up. I won't fly, unless I have to, but my tax dollars still subsidize the bastards.
I think everybody here needs to keep in mind that this is generally not "the crews" fault, as the video implied a couple times. The people flying the plan and the attendants certainly don't want to be sitting in the stupid plane any longer than the passengers do. This has more to do with the overall business practices of the airlines and the complete inefficiency of air traffic control and airport logistics.
weird. new layout is borked on my linux firefox... post box is way at the top (took me a while to find it), but the submit button is at the bottom. Oh well. I guess Ben likes it, since no one else seems to.
I was wondering the same thing about the exit rows. I'd say 7 hours being held hostage on a plane constitutes an emergency. Pop! Surely it costs the airline some non-trivial amount to handle an emergency door incident. Maybe a few of those would convince them to stop fooking over their customers like this.
I now present a 1-act play that I call "Delta Crisis Response Squad"
[Scene: Delta CEO's office]
DELTA CEO: "I feel like going for a plane ride today." [Picks up phone.] "Yes, I'd like 2 tickets... one for me and one for that suspicious-looking guy that works in IT... yeah, yeah, the one with the beard and the crazy eyes. ... tell him it's a business lunch."
[Scene: Airplane interior. Delta CEO and Suspicious IT Employee are sitting next to one another in coach]
CEO: "Thanks for joining me on this not-at-all-strange midair business lunch."
SITE: "Oh, no problem. It's nice to get out sometimes. And with the CEO, no less!"
CEO: "Of course. Would you mind taking a picture of me?"
SITE: "Sure thing, boss!"
[CEO hands camera to employee]
CEO: "HELP! This suspicious-looking man with a beard and crazy eyes is trying to learn the secrets of air travel! Homeland Security! Batman! George W. Bush! Any properly diligent citizen! Stop him!"
[A puff of smoke appears. Dick Cheney emerges from the blackness]
CHENEY: "We have underestimated terror. Clearly it wishes to expose the foibles of modern air travel through the black magic of 'film' and 'moving pictures.' I banish thee to Gitmo, Guillermo del Terror!"
[Lightning flies from his fingers and strikes Employee, who disappears.]
CHENEY: "Furthermore I ban all cameras, camcorders, and camera phones from planes! Or else terror will win!"
CEO: "Hooray!"
CHENEY: "May I have some of those peanuts?"
CEO: "No, they weren't budgeted for this flight."
CHENEY: "Awww..."
I believe that 'terror' has already won.
Had the wait pushed 2 hours I would have been raising hell. Not the normal kind of hell, but the pissed, slightly overweight, hungry, teenaged, my-portable-gaming-systems-are-out-of-juice hell.
The emergency door sounds like a great plan.
Well I can't really badmouth Delta. After Hurricane Dennis I was stuck in Montego Bay (Sangster International Airport) for days doing standby trying to get back to more civilized territories. This was because Air Jamaica canceled almost a dozen booked flights, without providing any means for the screwed passengers to get off the island, and not paying a dime for hotel/food. Delta on the other hand flew in several empty planes just to get its own people out of there within a reasonable period. And in the meantime, they were offering Delta passengers standby on Delta and AIR JAMAICA flights. So yea. Be thankful you didn't have bats, crabs, ants the size of cockroaches, and the most racist ethnic group in the New World (all non-Jamaicans are treated like crap, including blacks) to deal with while stuck at the airport. Oh yes, and baby shit. One woman was so pissed at the horrible CS she removed her baby's diaper and smeared the baby's feces-coated posterior all over the Air Jamaica counter.
On an unrelated note: please revert the layout :)
I don't fly, so I'm ignorant about this, but: why don't people just leave? If the plane is sealed, then start to make a huge disturbance (not so big you're arrested...), and off you go. Feign a heart attack or botulism or searing gas pain if you have to. Then demand your money back for shit service/unfulfilled contract. If they claim 'no money back, this type of thing is covered in the clause', then well, I assume everyone on this site knows what to do next, right?
Stand the hell up for yourselves. The ones crying weren't the only babies on that plane. :P
I kind of agree, Consumer 999, but nowadays, its scary to do anything that would even be considered "threatening", especially in an airport. For christ's sake, they detain you for spilling water on the floor, imagine what they would do if you actually caused a scene? They'd probably shoot you and say they had reasonable cause to think you are a terrorist!
I just emailed Delta and requested a written response to the video, and asked what they'll be doing for these poor passengers and as incentive to get people like me to NOT look for another airline.
Re the new layout: I'd like to see dates on the articles/posts. I can't cite them without dates (and I don't know if my RSS is a "valid source").
7 hours on the tarmac. How nice. How pleasant. The video, that is.
Count me in for not liking the new format much either.
I would have gotten arrested. I would have gotten the fuck off the plane though.
Is it terrible that this video made me laugh out loud? Well, until the part about no food, and did I hear something about a passenger having seizures? Was that on another plane? I'm confused. Anyway, I actually feel pretty bad for the crew, as they seemed to be doing the best they could to handle things with the ridiculous restrictions imposed upon them by Delta corporate rules. By the end of the video, the flight attendant sounded pretty irked that he wasn't able to do more to help feed everyone. Or get back to the terminal. Or leave the ground. What a nightmare! I hope we hear some resolution... Hopefully it'll be a nice distraction from how much I dislike the new site design *nudge nudge*.
This new layout is a definite no go for me.
r.e. delta situation: This is exactly why I fly JetBlue. At least then we would have gotten a frantic CEO video out of it.
The video was great! That guys expression is priceless at the beginning, he should have given the 'after' shot though.
Right now, my parents have been stuck on the runway in NYC for hours.I was stuck on the runway trying to get to London for hours two weeks ago.Watch this video below for an idea of how bad it can really get.
The layout sucks. Almost as much as waiting 7 hours on the tarmac.
I would have fomented a riot among the passengers.
Popping the emergency doors sounds like a good plan also. What really got me was that they were sitting in this plane for hours with no AC in the summer. That has to be horrible.
I think getting in trouble with the law for causing a scene on a plane would have been worth it to get off the darn thing.
This is exactly why I do not fly. I will drive or take the train.
Does anyone know if Canada's air system is any better as far as the crazy searches, long waits and stranding people in planes? We have talked about flying to Europe for a vacation. It would be worth it to me to drive to Canada to avoid the insanity that has become flying in the US.
I like it, the site removes things it doesnt agree with. cool
Okay folks, I work as a pilot in the airline industry let me shed some light on this for you.
1.) That flight was not on Delta mainline. It was on a Shuttle America flight. Shuttle America is a regional airline that is contracted by Delta to provide "feed" to Delta mainline. They are what is referred to as a low cost provider, they charge Delta mainline the least amount for providing that flight. If you have a beef take it up with Shuttle America, owned by Republic at www.shuttleamerica.com.
2.) The thing to understand is that the pilots and crew members that Republic hires are mostly new to the buisness. These regional airlines are like double AA baseball teams. This is where people go to get the experience and the time to move up and hopefully get a job at a major or legacy carrier. They work for very little, for example a pilot at Republic can make as little as 24K his first year. Yes you heard me right as little as 24K his first year. So with that type of compensation you are not getting the cream of the crop!!!
3.) The aircraft in question is an EMB 170/175 jet. It is a 70 seat regional jet. It is realitivly new and so it will have mainatance issues pop up every once in a while.
4.) Crew duty days are limited to 16 hours so the crew was telling the truth that they would time out if they tried to continue.
5.) Crew scheduling in most likelyhood told the captain that the relief crew was in JFK. The schedulers have a tendency to not always tell the truth. Remeber they are getting paid even less than new pilots. You get what you pay for.
6.) These people could have gotten off at anytime. The door would have to open to allow in new crew members, to allow maintance personal to work on the aircraft and fill out the proper paperwork. All they would have to do is ask. This plane did not leave the gate, you ask they will let you off.
7.) If you are away from the gate and want to go back, just feign an illness, do not disrupt the crew or try to open any door, that will get you arrested. Just tell them you are sick and need to go back, they will.
8.) If for some reason they will not just hop on your cell phone, dial 411 ask for the number for the local airport authority and call them and explain you are sick on this flight number and they will not let you off. That should take care of it.
@dbeahn: I LOVE that ad!
[www.audiocomedy.net]
At Delta, we loves us some flyin' and it be showin' like a motherf-------.
@Delta Airlines: FAIL
Utter and complete failure. You can't get a plane off the ground in 7 hours? You can't let people off the plane? You can't even give your employees accurate information to give to the passengers? Fail, fail, fail.
@joelion: That guy sounded pissed they couldn't at least get some food. The crew had to be hungry too by then.
I did send Delta an email asking for a response to this video and their response is as follows:
Dear Mr. XXXXX,
Thank you for your e-mail to Delta Air Lines.
Delta and several regional airlines are partners in the Delta
Connection. While each airline retains its own identity, the ticketing
codes and flight numbers are merged into our system. We work closely
with each of these airlines to achieve maximum schedule coordination and
comparable service standards.
Your comments on the flight operated by Shuttle America, the Delta
Connection Carrier, will be forwarded to their attention.
We appreciate your interest in Delta Air Lines.
Sincerely,
Barbara Allen
Medallion Desk
www.delta.com
Can you say Pass the Buck?
Is this the secret video you've been working on?
I know I'm being an asshole about it, but either post the video, post a retraction, or stop crucifying companies for doing things similar to what you are doing.
PS I love the Consumerist, but hate the new layout.