A Camera That Takes Slimming Photos?
Sick of looking fat in pictures of yourself? Buy a camera that stretches the photos vertically so you look thin. No, really. Now you can do to your family photos what MySpace sluts have been doing to theirs for years!
We're not sure what to think of this other than it's probably easier than dieting. —MEGHANN MARCO
Slimming photos with HP digital cameras [HP]
(Photo: HP)
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@mantari: I suspected the same before I read the story, and you're right. Take a look at the tree on the right hand side. Not only is it wider, but the black streak has changed the angle at which it slants, which is evidence that they're stretching it, not just adding more pixels to the sides.
I don't need this effect, let me know when they make the fattening lens, maybe I'll pick that one up.
@Fixxxer:
Wow, nice catch... I did not notice that until you pointed it out..
But anywas, these HP cameras have bbeen aroudn for some time now. Well over a year.
Pet Eye Removal
- HP has also include pet eye removal like red eye removal for your dogs & cats...
"You say 'MySpace sluts' likes its a bad thing."
I see you never tried online dating before :p
The slimming effect can also be generated with almost ANY camera by using the lens at the telephoto end, rather than at the wide end of it's range. This is because many lenses display barelling, or bulging of the image at the widest angle, whereas they tend to pincushion, or pinch in at the telephoto end. That being said, this camera would appear to artificially create pincushion in post-processing of the image.
This is also why most portrait and wedding photographers do not use wide angle lenses when they shoot, but typically telephoto lenses.
The ad for this feature shows a flash animation that ONLY shows the couple being slimmed in the photo and leaves the trees untouched in the animation. All this is is a stretching tool with a fader attached. Every video camera made with 16:9 mode built into it has had something similar to this for years.
I hope no one buys it thinking that they'll magically appear slimmer without the background being affected as well. Maybe no one will notice that your SUV in the background is 2 inches taller

















Seen those TVs that'll stretch a normal NTSC image to be full screen, without totally changing the aspect ratio? What they do is keep the center part of the screen at a regular aspect ratio, but then widen the edges of the screen more and more to fill the extra black space.
I believe what they're doing in this example is somewhat similar. They're compressing the middle part of the picture, but to keep the aspect ratio, they're widining the sides. In fact, I believe if you took a photo with people on the left and right hand side of the viewfinder, they would be made FAT!
(Either that, or they're pulling in more pixels that are outside of the frame and using those to fill it in, but I have some doubts that they're hiding pixels just for that effect.)