If You've Ever Wondered Why Brooklyn Smells Like Piss
A postman threw what looked like a piss-filled glove right in front of us on the street yesterday.
We were rounding the corner of 5th ave and Union and passing right by a parked USPS truck. The postman inside tossed a blue glove out the door onto the asphalt, and we glanced over to see a yellow liquid pouring out.
We quickly snagged a cameraphone shot of the mess, and one of the truck as it sped away.
Not content with mere visuals, we knelt and dipped our finger tips in the liquid. Raising them to our nose, they didn't smell like urine. We have some minor allergies going on, but not all urine emits a strong odor. Results inconclusive.
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We don't begrudge the postman his right to relieve himself in this inventive fashion, but at least throw it in the trash. — BEN POPKEN
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Oh its piss, and I knew plenty of guys on the routes who used to do it.
You cant take your truck back to the station to pee (well you can but depending on your route it could take you 30-45 minutes to get there and back, added to your time) the trucks have no bathroom, and there are a lot of stores these days who will not let you come in to just take a leak.
What I used to do was depending on where I was go to a Dunkin Donuts or my house, or if I was on the rural route just go to one of the dirt clearings around the way to piss on a tree. But I knew plenty of guys (especially the older ones who had medical issues) who would just pee in a bottle and toss it when they got home.
That being said, I have a feeling Brooklyns piss smell has a lot more to do with the number of bums you guys have than the one or two postal guys who might be stupid enough to dump a piss filled glove.
Oh and if your willing to enough, you can tell your Postmaster General. Pretty good cause for a reprimand or a firing.
I was a cable splicers helper for the phone company in North Philadelphia. We had a box truck pretty similar to the postal truck in the picture, except ours was full of tools and a workbench. We had a cabinet in the back, when you opend the door there was a funnel with a piece of hose that drained out a hole in the floor to underneath the truck. No one ever thought anything of the puddle left behind by the truck. Lots of cars leave puddles condensation from the air conditioner.
Also, this wasn't official company policy or something that came standard on the trucks. It was just something guys who work outside do to make life easier.
i see leaking bottles of what can only be piss all over brooklyn and the other boroughs. we as a city are too immature for clean public bathrooms, really. i once saw a parked garbage truck in park slope and the driver rolled the window down and chucked his trash onto the sidewalk. a garbage truck! new york is definitely the dirtiest city i have ever been to and it is 99% because its residents just do not give a shit about their streets. i see people throw crap on the ground all the time, when they are very close to trash cans. sad shit.
Coming to a theater near you, Ben Popken and Meghann Marco star in
ONE HAND PISSES ON THE OTHER
It was an ordinary day in Brooklyn, the smell of decay was everywhere, rabid squirrels attacked tourists, and horses made sure to rhythmically defecate on street-corners as their coaches en route, followed behind, but that smell was about to get that...much...worse...
Ben Popken and Meghann Marco made their way downtown for a Quiznos Pita sandwhich like any other day, but this day would be...quite random
Scenario: about to cross the street, Ben's friendly neighborhood mail-man drove on past
**SPLAT**
Mail-man: THAT AOL POST WAS SUB-PAR POPKEN!!! AND VERIZON'S TEXT MESSAGING I...(Inaudible noise due to mail-truck's motor)
Ben: What is that Meghann?! That mail-man just dropped his glove in front of us, and it exploded with some yell...hey...it's yellow...could it be...urine...
Meghan: EWWWWW BEN!!! Don't touch it!! That guy coulda had AY...
Ben: Quiet Marco!! I must touch and smell every bit of this yellow liquid...it could be...news...
***TO BE CONTINUED***
@harumph: I agree with the spirit of this comment. It's not the urine-or-whatever that bothers me, it's the rubber glove litter.
@Ben Popken: I think all you proved was that s/he did not eat asparagus the night before. Not exactly the most relevant information. I agree. I didn't have to be there - and thankfully I wasn't - to know.... it was piss.
@not_seth_brundle:
it's both, the only reason you feel like you need to wash your hands the second you get home here is because the city is such a shit-hole. also whenever we get a windy day there is a trash tornado on every block. it just isn't so hard to piss in a toilet and throw your trash in a can. there are cans everywhere and there are residential cans everywhere too if you can't find a city can. i have never understood the mindset.
Good thing you didn't step in it!
(sorry, old joke, couldn't resist)
And you should have tagged it with this:
http://consumerist.com/consumer/trucker-bombs/
I am so sorry I know this, but fresh urine from a healthy person shouldn't smell like anything. It's the degradation of the ammonia in the urine that makes it smell. Go back in a couple of hours and sniff again.
Touching it generally won't hurt you any, either. The grossness is in your head. That's a lot harder to wash off, though.
@etinterrapax: Also from the Department of Way Too Much Information, it depends on how hydrated he was. Asparagus has been duly mentioned. We demand a posting of the lab results.
I'm with Falconfire - if your job requires you to drive for 8+ hours a day, you may have to use... unusual... ways of dealing with your need to pee. When I drove an ice-cream truck, my life would have been easier if I could have pulled off the road and peed in the bushes, but it's awfully hard for a woman to do that inconspicuously. I ended up planning my route to include 2 gas stations that would let me use their bathroom (whether or not I bought anything), and a port-a-potty in a school parking lot.
However, you should always dispose of your fluids so that other people don't have to touch them - at least throw it in a trash can, guys!
Eww.
You know what they say, when you've got to go, you've got to go. I doubt the guy's boss would be amused that he spend a half an hour wading through city traffic to find a public restroom. So, if it'll hold urine...well..it's no Snapple bottle, but it'll do.
Of course, if the guy were really smart, he'd hang on to it for the next moron that cuts him off in midtown traffic.
"SPLOOOSH!"
"What da hell was dat???"
*turns on the windshield wipers*
It's the degradation of the ammonia in the urine
Actually, the degradation of the urea in the urine to ammonia.
In the olden days, well-aged ammonia-rich urine had significant value.
I live in Queens and I used to let my mail carrier (trying to be gender neutral here) use the can in my house. I think I was the midpoint in their route so it was peepee time for them.
Incidentally, he was later reprimanded by his boss because he had this bet with other mail carriers that he could wear shorts everyday to work for a full year. The local newspaper wrote a story about it and USPS didn't like that kind of publicity.
This isnt a new comment by any means but I have to say it again...WTF, why would put your finger in it? I work in manahatan and I wouldnt touch the dry ground, I walk away from any moisture on the ground and flee at the sight of dog poop yet you suspected urine and you went in for confirmation. You my friends are hardcore.
www.consemerist.com/adult_content tag please.




























Wow...you're hardcore. You dipped your finger in a puddle of probable piss to investigate.
Dedication folks. Dedication.