"All Adult 24 Hour" but minors can get in from 9-5.

The sad part about the Fat Cobra is that it's right across the street from an elementary school. I'm all for good wholesome porn, but it would be nice if wasn't the first thing kids see when they tumble out of the cafeteria for lunch recess.

The Pig Train is priceless. it reminds me of the annual NJ Chamber of Commerce train ride to Washington DC that occurs every year and is loaded with local and national politicians so that they have the chance to minglw with lobbyist, union leaders, and reporters. In all a most disgusting practice. I'm thinking I'm going to send it to my elected officials when the next train comes around.

I'd love to read on Consumerist some sort of customer service horror story involving Smitty's.

That pig train is going to give me nightmares.

Oh Pig Train, come take this country, come take me home again... Oh, wait, that's Peace Train. Nevermind.