The director of the Arkansas State Police, Colonel Steve Dozier, has resigned from his position, (with provides a salary of $98,400 a year), to join Walmart’s security force. According to WMC TV, Walmart spokesperson Sarah Clark says that Dozier will “oversee several elements of the company’s security program” and will report to Ken Senser, Wal-Mart’s senior vice president for global security, aviation and travel.”
Hey, law enforcement officials, it might not be too late. There could still be positions open. Get your applications in now! By the way, Steve, you don’t have to spy on us, you can just follow our Twitter! OMG, can we be BFF.—MEGHANN MARCO
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