To send a valentine to DirecTV’s CEO, Chase Carey, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
The corporate switchboard is 310-964-5000. You might be able to get to his secretary by calling that number and saying, “Carey’s office, please,” in a professional and composed tone.
Once there, compliment him on his exquisite mustachio. — BEN POPKEN
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