Uncyclopedia Spoofs Consumerist

A sure sign of our rising star, wiki jokers Uncyclopedia have spoofed The Consumerist.

Just like us, there’s hard-hitting articles like “Energizer Bunny Uses 12 ‘D’ Batteries a Day,” as well as frequent exhortations for readers to look at, “useless text,” “after the jump,” “on the inside,” and “on another page,” and of course, copious use of blockquotes. To wit:

It’s not like I wanted to get rid of it, but the simple fact of the matter is, the thing was fat. I didn’t have any damn choice, you know? Anyway, I call the place, and some fuckin’ bimbo answers – obviously doesn’t know a fuckin’ thing about cats – and asks me, you know, ‘How may I help you?’ So I say, ‘Listen here, bitch, I got a cat that needs replacing, now can you help me or not?’

It’s unfortunate that the article’s code is locked because we would like to contribute. — BEN POPKEN

The Consumerist [Uncyclopedia]

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  1. Hexum2600 says:

    ” All of this time, collecting my Camel Cash, never using any other substances… it’s a disgrace.

    Excellent. *ruffles through his huge piles of camel cash*

  2. Macroy says:

    Did they post 1000000000 lame fake Oscar Wilde quotes on it, like they do for every other entry?

  3. HawkWolf says:

    at least it wasn’t encyclopedia dramatica or whatever that thing is. then they’d call ben a pedophile and start calling his house and employers.

  4. ConsumptionJunkie says:

    i’m under yur tree
    eatin’ yur presentz

  5. timmus says:

    What’s with the “God Ate My Balls?” ad? That goes completely perpendicular from good satire.

  6. ElizabethD says:

    Cute, but you guys are far more amusing just being your snarky selves. :-)

  7. JRuiz47 says:

    ‘Listen here, bitch, I got a cat that needs replacing, now can you help me or not?’

    If that’s not a t-shirt slogan, I don’t know what is.

  8. ajn007 says:

    There should have been cats in a lot more of those pics.

  9. acambras says:

    Hilarious — the only thing missing were the snarky comment threads.

  10. Trick says:

    That is pretty funny… Great job, Uncyclopedia!

  11. mattbrown says:

    you gotta give it to them. they even went so far as to apply the picture of the cat to the article. what a tweeest! :)