A sure sign of our rising star, wiki jokers Uncyclopedia have spoofed The Consumerist.
Just like us, there’s hard-hitting articles like “Energizer Bunny Uses 12 ‘D’ Batteries a Day,” as well as frequent exhortations for readers to look at, “useless text,” “after the jump,” “on the inside,” and “on another page,” and of course, copious use of blockquotes. To wit:
It’s not like I wanted to get rid of it, but the simple fact of the matter is, the thing was fat. I didn’t have any damn choice, you know? Anyway, I call the place, and some fuckin’ bimbo answers – obviously doesn’t know a fuckin’ thing about cats – and asks me, you know, ‘How may I help you?’ So I say, ‘Listen here, bitch, I got a cat that needs replacing, now can you help me or not?’
It’s unfortunate that the article’s code is locked because we would like to contribute. — BEN POPKEN
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” All of this time, collecting my Camel Cash, never using any other substances… it’s a disgrace.
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Excellent. *ruffles through his huge piles of camel cash*
Did they post 1000000000 lame fake Oscar Wilde quotes on it, like they do for every other entry?
at least it wasn’t encyclopedia dramatica or whatever that thing is. then they’d call ben a pedophile and start calling his house and employers.
i’m under yur tree
eatin’ yur presentz
What’s with the “God Ate My Balls?” ad? That goes completely perpendicular from good satire.
Cute, but you guys are far more amusing just being your snarky selves.
‘Listen here, bitch, I got a cat that needs replacing, now can you help me or not?’
If that’s not a t-shirt slogan, I don’t know what is.
There should have been cats in a lot more of those pics.
Hilarious — the only thing missing were the snarky comment threads.
That is pretty funny… Great job, Uncyclopedia!
you gotta give it to them. they even went so far as to apply the picture of the cat to the article. what a tweeest!