SUV Smashes Through Mall
And you know what? They were right. — BEN POPKEN
[via Wisebread] (Thanks to Fab Geek!)
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Oddities:
* There's nobody in the mall, but the lights and escalators are on.
* The security footage in the mall is in color; aren't most security cameras black and white?
* The car at the arrest doesn't seem to have taken the kind of damage that the SUV leaving the mall should have. It's got a dent on the door, but it should have a large dent on the left side of the roof, where that pillar hit it.
Wow. Pretty tough vehicle there; anyone know exactly what it was? Who knew those door frames were so easily compromised?
The big ol' driver looks pretty sad-sack at the very end. As well he should. For those in the area, did follow-up news coverage indicate why he did it? (other than being either drunk/high out of his mind, or manic)
Ah, the symbolism, the symbolism. Bring on the semiotics majors to deconstruct this.
@John Stracke:
Lights are kept on so that the cameras will see intruders.
Nearly all cameras these days are in color, mainly because it is hard to identify people just on b/w footage. (Suspect was wearing a RED jacket, GREEN pants and a BLACK baseball cap with ORANGE badge.)
Doors are all designed to break away from their frames quite easily. In fact, they will ALL push OUT, even when locked, so that in case of a fire or other panic, people will not be crushed against them. While they are supposed to keep a determined person from pushing IN, they certainly are no match for an SUV which is very heavy (hence the poor gas mileage.)
As to why the escalators are still running? Who knows? Maybe it's mall policy. After all, with all the lights running, what's the difference with keeping the escalators on?
Lisa - "Hey, knock it off! Just because my dad is overweight doesn't mean he's some kind of eating monster!"
Homer(sucking on ice pop) - "...oh, and it's raspberry!"
I think it's funny that he absolutely had to get to the food court or else. Judging from his size he looks like a Hells Angel wanna-be. Throw his carcass in a federal "pound-me-in-the-ass" prison.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnLtbfVSGTo
Done and done shaunirving. Although I had to use a cheesy midi of Time is Tight.
@SmoovyG: Yea, that slap thrown at the police officer made me cringe. He reeled way back and then connected on the officer a couple times after the initial pimp slap.












Don't you think that if this was real we would have heard about it on the news by now?
It seemed a little too well done. Maybe I'm wrong...