• NWA Worker Ejaculates On Passenger
“An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.”
• 7 Confessions of a Cingular Sales Rep
“If you want to change your rate plan, do it in a retail store instead of on-line or over the phone. Officially after 1/2 of your contract is over a rate plan change results in a contract extension, but I’ve never once seen that rule enforced in the store.”
• 8 Confessions Of A Former Verizon Sales Rep
“Insurance is a rip-off. It costs too much and has a $50 deductible.”
• LEAKS: Walmart PowerPoint On “3 Customer” Plan
“Walmart classifies 14% of “The Shopper Universe” as being “Conscientious Objectors.” We guess these are the people who refuse to shop at Walmart on principle”
• Jiffy Lube’s Underhanded Charges
“Carlo’s car was a chameleon. They thought the car was green, even though Carlo told them it was “bluish-green.” Well, that explains everything.”
• 6 Confessions Of A Former Sprint Sales Rep
“Sprint has joined the ranks of cell phone providers whose former (and current) sales reps are beating down the Consumerist’s door, eager to tell all.”
• Free Starbucks Next Week
“It won’t come without a price. Expect long lines. Some people report using up their entire lunch break just waiting for their free coffee when Starbucks does one of these free national coffee break deals.”
