Introducing Your Weekend Editor: Carey!

Carey Greenberg-Berger has been doing a smashbang job of writing posts these past two weekends (and yesterday) so we decided to make it official. He is bumped up from email reader to email reader plus weekend editor.

The deftness of Carey’s story selection should come as no surprise, considering he has been reading the site longer than any of the current editors have been writing for it.

A New York native working hard to get the OED to recognize “whyn’t,” Carey is not a hippie, but does need a haircut. He keeps watch on the squirrels from his Upper West Side apartment.

Everyone give Carey a big welcome! — BEN POPKEN

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  1. ABBailey1981 says:

    Welcome Cary. And no need to cut your hair. It’s just fine, but would like “whyn’t” explained.

  2. Great job on the IDT stuff Carey :)

  3. cryrevolution says:

    Welcome Carey! And thanks for the reply about the BBCAmerican conversation…it made my day! :)

    K

  4. AcidReign says:

    …..Grow that hair and enjoy it while you’ve got it, I sez. Speaking from experience… Each haircut I was forced to get in my life is a cumulative wound on my soul.

  5. SexCpotatoes says:

    I, for one, am jealous of the Samson-like strength of our new weekend editor overlord.

  6. branded says:

    Yea! Another one of ‘the tribe’ rises to inform us as to what to think.

  7. Deryn says:

    Aw, he’s adorable!

  8. Deryn says:

    I mean capable. Very capable.

  9. DutchFlat says:

    Just remember, Carey, that it is totally forbidden to use the “F” word in any musings in the Consumerist. We are a high-class group of readers here. And, very serious.

    Hey, get that gaddamned rubber chicken out of my face!!!

  10. Metschick says:

    I thought Carey was a woman.

    Carey, great job on the weekends!

    [shallow] You’re very cute! [/shallow]

  11. Ooooh Carey is dreamy! (I, too, had to skim the blurb looking for a pronoun to figure out gender – and decide whether it was “ok” for me to be attracted)