US Airways CEO Caught Driving Drunk

US Airways CEO Doug “Dear Jerry: I’m Taking Your Airline” Parker was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving charges after being pulled over for driving 65 mph in a 45 mph zone just hours after pulling his company’s hostile bid to acquire Delta Airlines.

“I will accept the consequences of my actions, and I will ensure that it doesn’t happen again,” Parker said in a statement. “In this instance, my actions have not reflected well on US Airways and for that, I apologize.”

Doug seems sort of erratic. —MEGHANN MARCO

US Airways CEO arrested on drunk driving suspicion [Reuters]

PREVIOUSLY: US Airways to Delta: Im in UR airport flyin UR planez

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  1. timmus says:

    I propose that the jail have an 18″ wide bed and only peanuts and cookies for meals.

  2. dohtem says:

    At least it’s not their pilots getting drunk and flying again!!

    (America West == US Airways)

  3. rekoil says:

    I think fark.com said it best: “Parker sent to one cell, his clothes to another cell.”