
— BEN POPKEN
Previously: Flog Awards 2006 thread.
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You sent it via DHL?
So — if the recipient doesn’t get it in the appropriate amount of time, they should contact you rather than DHL, right?
DHL? Fancy!
Ben,
Call your DHL reps and get some Ground shipping labels stat. There’s no reason golden shit should be sent express.
yeah, I guess you’d really have to strain to pass a golden poo.
Keeping my fingers crossed that you get some kind of snotty response.
Using DHL? They will never get it unless they pick it up at the DHL office themself…. You should send DHL golden shit too for their shitty service.
“Straining”…deft touch, that.