McDonald's "Trip Planner"
Planning a road trip across the country but want to make sure you're never too far away from a McDonald's? McDonald's website has just the thing. They've added a "trip planner" to help you make sure that you don't miss a single McDonald's.
"Going on a vacation?" the site asks,
"The McDonald's Trip Planner can help you locate all the McDonald's along the way."
This is a good addition to the McDonald's site, because if there's anything you want to make sure to avoid when taking a road trip, its local food. Also, the McDonald's close to highways can be so difficult to locate. They're practically invisible!—MEGHANN MARCO
UPDATE: Our commenters point out that this functions as a "Clean Bathroom" locator.
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All I can say is "Thank ya Jesus!"
A dream come true, I can now go on vacation and never, never have to eat regional foods again! No more Maine Lobster or those freakin' crabs in San Francisco and not to mention all that stuff the try to feed you in the south...
Coast to coast, make mime Mickey D's.
PS
MacDonald's toilets are very nice, always the best part of any McDining. I think they use old Apple Turnovers as urinal cakes.
Where are you people peeing that McDonald's is the cleanest? Their bathrooms are all universally nasty, dank, ill-lighted, coated in slime from all the french fry grease, usually splashed with heaven knows what kind of liquids on the floor, are usually out of soap, they never have paper towels - only those blowers that serve only to blow fecal bacteria back onto your hands, and they all smell awful. I would rather pee over poisoned ivy than pee at McDonald's.
Actually, the trip planner is mostly used to benefit children. When divorced parents have to meet up to exchange custody of their children, McD's has arisen as a traditional spot. It's public, has food, restrooms, and many have playgrounds. The trip-planner allows will pick the mcdonalds closest to the midpoint between the individual parents' homes.
You can't really advertise that, though.
Where are you people peeing that McDonald's is the cleanest? Their bathrooms are all universally nasty, dank, ill-lighted, coated in slime from all the french fry grease, usually splashed with heaven knows what kind of liquids on the floor, are usually out of soap, they never have paper towels - only those blowers that serve only to blow fecal bacteria back onto your hands, and they all smell awful.
The question is where are you going. I've been up and down the East Coast, and the bathrooms at the Mickey D's I've been to have never been anything less than satisfactory.








And thanks to being backed up, you won't have to "back up" into as many rest areas on your trip.