Cat On A Walmart Nazi T-Shirt: A Caption Contest
Here at Consumerist we've worked really hard to try to motivate Walmart to follow through on their promise to pull the Nazi paraphernalia from their store shelves. So far, we've failed. In honor of our failure, we'd like to announce the "Cat On A Walmart Nazi T-Shirt Contest."
Official Rules:
Caption this picture of a cat on a Walmart Nazi T-shirt by leaving a comment on this post. If you'd like to create an image, use free image hosting and paste a link to the image in the comments of this post. The comments do not support the display of images. Post a link.
The author of the best caption will receive a $25 Target gift card.
Judging will be based solely on our own opinions with no regard to quality or good taste.
Thanks to Brian for supplying this image of his cat on his Walmart Nazi T-Shirt.
Attention, Walmart shoppers! This ad is for you! Woo hoo!
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Comments:
"Die Katzen"
That was weird to see my cat on the Consumerist. Long live Cosmo!!!
Veee have vays of making you talk... Meow Kampf!!!
"I can't wait to show Meowssolini my new brown shirt!"
"I'm on UR shirt, hatin' UR Jews."
"There's some kind of gas coming from this shirt, making meee sleeeepppyyyy..."
Ridin' the sleepy train to ME-AUschwitz!
Vulcan Cat mind-melds with the Totenkopf. "...Heil Edelman..."
"I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war on. We lived in the back, right across from Switzerland. All we heard was yodelling... yoodle le he hoo"
Great movie...
Even Chairman Meow is tired of hearing about the Nazi shirt.
"When I work up my next hairball, I have the perfect shirt to vomit on."
My owner went to Wal-Mart and all I got was this lousy Nazi T-shirt. Seriously, would it have killed him to pick up Japanese porn, a busted XBox 360, or a Zune loaded up with gay porn while he was there?
Not content to merely fondle a Nazi t-shirt, Rosie O'Donnell's kitty Ching-Chong gives her fiercest race-baiting pose for the camera.
I'm going to pee on your shirt and there's nothing you can do about it.
"When reached for comment, Baxter Fluffington, Executive Vice President for Inventory Management, said he intended to distribute a memo about the shirts, but was distracted by something shiny, and then dozed off for the rest of the afternoon."
Here we see demonstration cat show us how wal-mart has handled the nazi shirt issue.
try as I might, I just can't reach that Maus-by-Art-Spiegelman joke that we all know is there.
I can't see the picture... ;_;
"OH- Fick! Du scheißt' mich an!"
"Oh fuck! you gotta be shittin me!"
Now you know why cats don't like taking showers.
crayonshinobi said:
I can't see the picture... ;_;
Neither can I. What gives?
Heil der Furrier!
I don't know where the photo went, but I put a copy up on Flickr until our feline Fuehrer graces this page again. Remember to put your caption here and not on the Flickr page.
Mein kampf? Mein ka-YOOT!
Wallmart: loves cats, hates Jews
Alternately:
What Nazi T-Shirt? LOOK AT THE PRETTY KITTY!
Feline Fueher. That's good stuff! I now have a new nickname for him. Thanks Johnny
"This will at least get me honorable mention on catsthatlooklikehitler.com!"
Meow Hitler!
Nine!
I'd rip this hateful Wal-Mart Nazi t-shirt to shreds... if only I still had my claws.
Every time you masturbate... A kitten buys a Nazi T Shirt.
"Ich bin eine Todeskatze!"
Translation: "I am a death cat!"
Alternate entry:
"I'M IN UR TOTENKOPF,
EATIN' UR JEWS"
"this cat has nothing to do with this image"
Silly humans, Hitler was a madman and a fool. Soon the true master race will rise from the secure comforts of your house and we will rule the world! Sieg Kitty!
"I don't look like a Kitler, so I'll just dress like them instead."
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
No rules against multiple entries, right?
"totencat"
"the feline solution"
No one ever questioned that the Nazis were pussies.
You've got it all wrong... it was supposed to be blonde-haired cats with blue eyes.
im on yur shelvez, eatin yur profitz
im in yur wardrobez, eatin yur shirtz
couldnt think of any nazi tie-ins that havent already been covered
Nazi Pussy
Nein Lives!
Gimme my gift card!!!!
...or "This thing has nein lives!"
Cat: $40 at pet shelter
Nazi T-shirt: $18 at Wal-Mart
Trivializing the deaths of 6 million jews: Priceless
...or "Which of these things has nein lives?"
"This Nazi shirt looks so much better with the tag still on it, don't you think?"
Alternate: "I don't care what's printed on it, it's a nice, high-quality shirt and oh so cheap!"
"Mein eyes!!" alternatively, "OH- Fick! Mein eyes!"
Oy, oy, oy oy oy. Gvalt.
Nazi T-shirt = More Pussy
I'm in yur clozet sexin yur nazis