If you’re sad about Walmart pulling your gay anime porn, they still sell gay cowboy porn, and lesbian manga, egyptian porn, j-boy erotica, homosexual school porn, and gay pedophile porn, screencaps inside…
“Something about the country brings out the best – and the sexiest – in a man, and country boys are a special breed. These tobacco-chewin’, cattle-ropin’ icons in temptingly baggy overalls or skin-tight wranglers rank with cops and soldiers as one of the most potent symbols of the naturally masculine male. Sweating and sensual not from the gym but from honest, hard work (and play), they come in all shapes, sizes, and erotic potential. City homos hike the wilds to commune with nature and nature boys. Gay pioneers enjoy rural living and loving. Lonesome queers meet for moonlight trysts in the cornfields. Whether yielding to the rugged charms of that hunky ranger during bear season or skipping the farmer’s daughter and bedding his accommodating son instead, the men of Country Boys: Wild Gay Erotica unabashedly explore the sizzling side of life far from the city lights.”
“Yuri Monogatari (“Lily Tales”) is an annual collection of lesbian-themed Japanese-style comic stories (yuri manga). These tales about lesbian life and love come from artists and writers from around the world, including popular Japanese yuri manga artists Akiko Morishima and Rica Takashima and four-time contributors Althea Keaton, Beth Malone and Kristina Kolhi.”
“The price for immortality was their very soul, and they paid it eagerly with the blood of their human sacrifices. Ancient Egypt is the subject of this collection, and the results are as gorgeous as they are horrifying! MATURE CONTENT CONTAINS NUDITY: MUST BE 18 YEARS OLD OR OLDER TO BUY.”
Amazon reviewer:
“this book was good, but not worth the $17.oo I paid for it. There was some hard core yaoi in it, but if you think that its paked with it; your buying the wrong manga. I think there was only like three stories with actulal hardcore in it, and even then it was really very brief. the rest of the story was just shounen-ai, and i’ll admit that most of the stories were pretty cute, but it still wasn’t worth the money i paid for it. In fact there was even a couple stories that you can’t even tell that its shounen-ai….. HOWEVER, if your looking for something with LOTS of hardcore action, cute storey lines, and good looking guys doing it I HIGHLY recomend: … But I’m your Teacher That is a GOOD book!”
“Tetsuhiro Morinaga is secretly in love with his upperclassman, Souichi Tatsumi, who is demanding, tyrannical . . . and hates homosexuals. However, Tatsumi’s assets, his ass and crotch, are a beacon to the homosexual eye! If only Morinaga could find love elsewhere!”
“The cute, outgoing Yuki Kojima and the mature misfit Atsushi Nakahara, are two boys as different as can be – and yet, somehow they are attracted to each other. Kojima seeks to befriend the class outcast and soon learns of Nakahara’s troubled family life – the uncaring, abusive father and mentally unstable mother. As Kojima yearns to somehow comfort Nakahara, he gradually becomes aware that his feelings for the other boy arise from more than mere sympathy. When Nakahara declares his own romantic feelings for Kojima, their relationship becomes one of sexual exploration as they face their first steps into adulthood together.”
Remember kids, porn is worse than the Nazis so these should get removed from the shelves a lot faster than those pesky Totenkopf shirts. — BEN POPKEN and MEGHANN MARCO
Previously:
Walmart: Sorry About That Porn
Walmart and Target Sell Anime Porn
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Dear Consumerist:
Stop! Please! I can’t laugh this hard!
Where are the zany, hilarious erotic comics? Are there any modern-day R. Crumbs? Well, I guess that’s not exactly erotic… I read R. Crumb to laugh rather than get turned on.
Why mut all the gay comic porn be manga style? Why can’t Walmart offer me some non-manga comic porn? Come on. Manga just isn’t hot. Get with the program, Walmart, and stop catering to the 12-16 teenage girl crowd (they’re the ones who like yaoi and other manga male homo comic porn).
I am so going to get fired if somebody walks by my desk today. Either that or somebody will ask me out for a date, thinking that I am into gay porn.
Wal-Mart Porn Watch: Day 1
Let’s see if this will outlast the Nazi t-shirt watch.
Oh, Walmart will pull this far faster than the Nazi shirts. Which is a shame, because it demonstrates the relative power of the “fear of” the Religious Right (not their actual power).
I’m gonna have to get my porn somewhere else, but that’s okay, since I like my men post-pubescent. That cowwboy one looked interesting, though.
Guns = good
Nazi fashion = good
Hardcore comic porn = good
Morning after pill = bad
Maxim magazine = bad
Did Consumerist check for straight porn, too? You all seem awfully hung up on the gay stuff.
You know there’s something wrong with your world view when mass murder reminder paraphernalia is ok, but sexxx is BBBAD.
MattyMatt, we searched for titles offered by Diamond Comic Distributors.
If Wal-Mart bows down to pressure and stops selling this indie gay porn I won’t shop there anymore. Oh wait, I never shopped there in the first place.
You can have your porn gift wrapped in a classic royal blue. How come no plain brown paper option?
I can’t wait to see the camera phone shots people send in of this stuff actually in the stores.
I love manga. Urotsukidoji is the best by far. I mean with a title like Legend of the Overfiend, it HAS to be good.
manga is 1000+ better than 99% of straight porn. Don’t ask me why.
I’m beginning to think the consumerist is homophobic. A few topics ago, there’s talk about fucking in the butt. In this post, every item of porn is gay. We even have “gay pedophile porn,” which seems to imply that there is some relationship between being gay and being a pedophile, which there most certainly is not!
Yaoi? Manga? What the hell is this stuff – lonely geek porn? And NO I won’t Google or Wiki them to find out.
^ me too, nobodies explained what this shit is yet. Yaoi sounds like a traditional toy involving a spinning disc on a string, or else like something Shaggy would shout when him and Scooby get chased by a dude in a mask. I assume its some classification of porn, but if so, why are we using heathen foreign words for it instead of English?
You have fallen for Wal-mart’s evil plot to have you clean up their database for free instead of hiring Filipinos at $12 a day.
Yaoi = gay porn. Usually with very feminine male characters.
Manga = comic books in the japanese art style.
gay pedophile porn
As opposed to straight pedophile porn?
hey, i happen to like yaoi manga. i’m a straight 33 year old female. your bigot views make me sick and your negative characterization of yaoi manga as gay porn pisses me off. maybe you should do a little more research into the yaoi community before you you start insulting it. oh, btw, you sound just like that bigot Pat Robertson.