Don't Buy Richard Simmons' Exploding Steamer
Are these manufactured by Sony?— BEN POPKEN
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I suspect Mr. Simmons has been in on the joke for the last fifteen years... how else do you think he pulls a paycheck?
Oh if you want your own exploding steamer HomeVisions will sell it to you for 30 bucks more than Simmons' quoted it at:
http://www.homevisions.com/hvprod/prod_display1.asp?Produc...
Special K:
Not so fast... It just happened Wednesday.
He can still sue. He didn't laugh one bit.
He cracked a MJ-referenced joke, but he didn't laugh.
Matty:
If a man, flamboyant or not, wears short ballhugger striped workout shorts with a glittery tank top everytime he's on TV, he should be prepared for mockery.
You know what? This guy has helped more people around the world lose weight, live longer and lead better lives than everyone who's ever commented on Gawker, Consumerist and Defamer combined time about 100.
Dave "aka" Shitbag Letterman set this guy on fire the last time he came on his terrible (all late night talk shows are the sewage of tv imho) "show" and Simmons came back because he is at his core, a good man and willing to mend fences.
Read his bio sometime, he actually did something positive with his life. This is America, we are free to be who we are and I also bet Simmons is more at peace and happy with who he is than most anyone I've ever met.
And no, I've never bought or used any of Simmon's exercise stuff. Kinda of sick of good people being mocked in this country. And around the world.
:-)
And he also gives unconditional love to people we readily mock on a daily basis, the "socially ugly", the morbidly obese, and the women and men who are hanging by a thread because they don't fit in to what out bullshit society considers attractive. Simmons rocks and we could all learn something about tolerance from him.
Okay, now that was really funny :D
I seriously doubt Richard Simmons takes himself that seriously...I'm pretty sure it's part of his schtick.
Obviously, the lower tray ("it doesn't come with this thing") was from the Late Night prop department. You know, even if he lost a few sales from people who thought that was real, he probably tripled the interest in his product.
Besides, nobody ever busy anything based on stuff they see on TV or the Internet.
Oh.
Umm...
Nevermind.
(Thanks a lot Dave...I WAS going to take my Richard Simmon steamer on a cross-country flight and steam some vegetables, but now I bet the TSA will ban them on airline flights).
Richard definitely does have a sense of humor about himself. Anyone remember his appearance on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQnlZIAfg4
What a huge, pointless POS appliance.
Maybe you think so but I honestly think thats a great idea, if it works. I have a steamer at home that I like to use, but some things take longer then others and it can make cooking more then one thing with it per meal a pain.
The size however would keep me from buying it, but hell a steamer like that with two trays would rock. I could do rice and a veggie at the same time.













I wasn't sure if it was a real joke or not because I was flipping channels right before the Sonyesque explosion.
Lets be serious though...
Richard Simmons is too feminine and flamboyant not to be able to take a joke. And I'm referring to the jokes by Dave before the fire.
Go-Go Karts? I'm with Dave on this one.