Considering their ability to convert cents to dollars, Verizon should have no trouble solving this equation.
Since we’re more electrorock than mathcore, we don’t know what the equation means, though we suspect it relates to dimensional analysis. — BEN POPKEN
Verizon Math [xkcd] (Thanks to Dan!)
UPDATE: The end result of the equation is… $.002. The second factor turns into -1 +1, and the last one cancels itself out.