Morning Deals
• Woot: Yet another goddamn Wootoff! Peanut butter klaxon time, peanut butter klaxon time!
• Polo: 30% off with coupon code HOL2006. This is from the official site, not some discount outlet shit.
• Amazon: Danze Opulence Polished Bath Faucet for $64.99 Shipped. Now your friends can say, ooh, nice spigot.
• Tanga: Champion 500-Piece Poker Set for $23.77, a $206.22 savings. A pricedrop like this might be an early indicator the poker craze is waning.
Highlights From Dealhack
• Save up to 70% off Designer Brands at Amazon
• Save 50% off Custom Holiday & Photo Cards Now at VistaPrint
• Instant Rebate on Every Order Over $250 at Musician's Friend
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That "opulence" faucet has the body of a wingless penguin, the shrunked head of a duck, and an enormous waving prehensile uncircumsized penis.
It's ugly, if I saw that nasty thing in someone's bathroom I'd probably throw up all over it, and then make a loud point about not having washed my hands.