HOWTO: Buy A Thanksgiving Turkey
Learn how to select your fine feathered friend for Thursday's dinner.
• Size, Sex and Age Matters
• Frozen, Fresh or Hard-Chilled?
• Basted vs. Un-basted
• Un-stuffed vs. Pre-stuffed
• Learn Turkey Terms
Like the best friendships, this one comes with benefits. Like devouring your friend to the bone and throwing their remains in the refuse once you've had your fill. Gobble gobble! — BEN POPKEN
Tips on Buying a Thanksgiving Turkey [Sound Money Tips via Lifehacker]
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"Turkey, made by anyone who didn't go to college to learn to cook food, usually tastes like particleboard."
Wrap turkey in about 1 lb. of bacon. Cook according to instructions on label (20 minutes per pound at 325*F or whatever). The turkey self-bastes from the bacon, stays nice and moist, and tastes like HEAVEN. And everyone thinks you did something complicated to make it so lovely. Nope, just bacon.








Unless you're buying a fresh bird, this post is way late for this year's Thanksgiving-- your turkey will never be defrosted in time!