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What would it take to put you in this sassy Consumerist tshirt?

Makes a great holiday shopping accessory, or a present.

Keep the retail staff on the toes by boldly declaring you’re an informed shopper, and you know how to use it.

Multiple men’s and women’s sizes available. Printed on 100% cotton American Apparel tees.

Artist’s rendering, here’s what the actual base shirt looks like (a lil’ nicer).

Get yours at our online store.

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  1. For a moment, I thought this post had to do with the new editor.

  2. The Reviewer says:

    I still love this site but I must say something. Please don’t take this the wrong way.

    I am sorry…but the shirt…sucks.

    Were 18-25ers, and more (like me i’m 29) and the shirt, looks like it was a free give away at your company’s new software launch. Color, grey? Really grey? Have you seen anyone wear that color grey in the last 10 years that didn’t have a microsoft XPSP2 release on the back?

    The cut, fruit of the loom? There is that new shirt cut, smoother cotton, fits better, stretchier, you know the one, the one all your shirts are made out of that you bought online from theadless this year. Use that cut, and shirt. Hell even the Nazi Wal-mart shirt is using that cut. If cheap ass walmart can use it…

    The logo…does not convey the message very well. It also does not capture the 2006 youth market. I am not saying go for something that is set in today’s trends, but you have to appeal to the people reading your site that are going to buy your shirt. This shirt, doesn’t really have an appealing image on it. It kind of looks like the psychic friends network logo. Remember those time life books about supernatural things, you image would be on the cover of one of those.