What would it take to put you in this sassy Consumerist tshirt?
Makes a great holiday shopping accessory, or a present.
Keep the retail staff on the toes by boldly declaring you’re an informed shopper, and you know how to use it.
Multiple men’s and women’s sizes available. Printed on 100% cotton American Apparel tees.
Artist’s rendering, here’s what the actual base shirt looks like (a lil’ nicer).
Get yours at our online store.